Use Hydrogen Sulfide

What is the worst best thing I could do right now?

 

Make hard-boiled eggs and put them in the toaster to invent a new type of egg and let it sit in your fridge to watch it slowly grow into it's own ecosystem.

When's the best time of day to make pasta?

 

Say hockey is mediocre.

 

3am, particularly if you have roommates.

 

you're meant to ask for advice its kinda how the thread keeps going

 

Yep I'm bad at this lol

Best way to stop local birds making a mess on the car every day??

 

just take a dump on your car, the mess is already made so they cant make it worse


How to avoid a public indecency charge from pooping on a car?

 

frame someone else

how do i keep the 500 kids in my basement from escaping?

 

roast them

how do i eat a cookie

 

microwave it for more flavour

how do i become 6 foot 2

 

dont get any sleep

how do I become a billionaire

 

become an Indian Scamme- Tech Support

how do i fly planes

 

Close your eyes and hope for the best!!

How do I fix a broken cabinet door?

 

Take it off

How do I get a job

 

Given the thread topic, is this bad advice?? Should we do the opposite of this???

How do I get free coffee at the local cafe?

 

Arrange a coup, take over the cafe, and the coffee’s all yours.

How can I get a good night’s sleep?

 

Remain awake for three days straight, stimulants such as caffeine will assist with this. On the 4th day cease taking stimulants, you will feel terrible but you’re bound to have a good sleep that night. It might be in a hospital bed but you should sleep well.

I’m stranded on a remote island. I have a jar of peanut butter, a spatula, a length of rope and a remote control car.
Using those items how do I catch the rabbit I see in the bushes so that I can eat tonight?