Be that mad man and get in first.

How does Drogo put an end to all the ‘Count to X before Y comments” threads

 

Drogo deletes forums so he doesn't have to see them.

What's the best thing I can do for my gf?

 

make her aware that you wouldn’t love her the same if she were a worm.

where do I find the best quality laptop for the lowest price?

 

TikTok shop

How do I win in a fight?

 

You drop a big fat roast and everyone goo AAAAH, you mama!

How do I get dirt?

 

Trading.

How to get a gf?

 

With someone else's eyes.

How can I fix my sleep schedule?

 

Become dedicated to the game RUST.

 

how do i not pay taxes

 

Do what I do just ignore the funny people with suits who come do your door saying they are apart of some group called like the eye are es or some dumb name like that, I never pay taxes now.

Or fake your own death


How do I get infinite Skyblock grass

 

but it from shop.skyblock.net

how do i get minecraft alts

 

purchase them from people who already own them and then tell Mojang about your success! They will be so happy


How do I make a billion dollars

 

spend $14934 (USD) to buy $1,000,000,000 (ZWL)

how do i go back to the big font

 

Make sure it bites you, that's how you know it loves you


How should I get my haircut done?

 

With a llama eating it

How do I choke on cookies

 

By blending them up to the texture of baby food


Im in Canada for spring break, what should I do

 

go to alberta and adopt a pet rat

how do i get adequate sleep

 

"The Russian Sleep Experiment"

How do i make cookies