granted.
In fact, the blanket makes you so comfortable that once you fall asleep, you never wake up.

I wish for wifi with infinite speed

 

Granted, but your electricity bill multiplies by 10x


I wish for more wishes

 

granted, but the only thing you can wish for is more wishes
I wish for a good book

 

granted but its the bible
I wish for the power to be a d400

 

granted, but you get banned in a week because of the IRL trading involved.

I wish for a Minecraft update that's stable and doesn't cause servers to destroy themselves.

 

granted, but you're not allowed to play it

I wish to learn how to play a musical instrument

 

Granted but u can only learn and play the triangle (ya know the musical instrument thing)

I wish to have and eat unlimited amount of clean and plain pizza with cheese ONLY (and tomato sauce ofc, and no other topping) that I can eat whenever and wherever I go and wont make me sick no matter how many times I eat everyday

 

Granted but every pizza you eat increases your chances of type 2 diabetes later on in your lifetime

I wish to get a gaming pc

 

granted, but all your parts are obsolete.

I wish for a new display

 

Granted but it will explode in the near future,

I wish for skytitan on the account BobaLatte which won’t have any mistakes on and will be on my account and will not vanish.

 

granted but its just your set name on your Steam profile.

I wish for my discord to not break

 

Granted but they will close down the app.

I wish for my wishes to come true.

 

Granted but consequentally are given bad luck.

I wish for a high bank balance

 

granted, but your credit score is bad

I wish to learn how to do the squat dance

 

granted, but you can never stop.
I wish for some ARGB lights for my PC

 

Granted, but your monitors never turn on

I wish to have double lifespan

 

this is the scariest and funniest thing I have ever seen

 

granted, but every year is exponentially more painful, starting at what feels like a medium papercut (ouch this doesnt sound fun)

I wish to have a spaceship with solar sails that can harvest food and oxygen off of nearby planets

 

Granted, but you don't have a spacesuit so you can't leave.
editing my wish wait a moment

I wish for a wife

 

Granted, but your wife is a bird

I wish for the new iphone se