granted, but you smell like a bag of skunks were rolled over by a fermented corpse. i wish that i had a pet dragon
Granted, now trump will say "something nice" in his next meeting. As a result, world war 3 begins I wish for this wish to be corrupted
Granted, but you get only the corruption and not the wish. i wish for a 16GB RAM, 7 GHz, GeForce RTX 2060 graphics card desktop
you are no longer poor. You have so much money, in fact, that the economy crashes, making the value of the dollar millionths of what it was. now everyone is poor, but you are slightly less poor than everyone else. i wish for infinite wishes
granted, but your first wish gets corrupted so that the wishes each become corrupted by themselves. this corruption spreads to you and your first wish ends up killing you. I wish for a glass of water that wont kill me when i drink it and is exactly 32 degrees farenheight.
granted, but the meta of this post turns that something into nothing I wish for a waffle maker that works fine and i dont die from using it
granted, but your improved speed comes without improved reaction time. you then speed off of a cliff bc u werent able to control ur speed. i wish for a roblox gf
