I just had to get this off my chest. You know i've been here almost 5 years and it has come to my attention that I have sinned again.
My last sins involved appreciating Korean culture which apparently is such a crime these days. Even learning how to say certain phrases and using translations to help me understand was so horrible. So what is my latest sin?

I am afraid that I have been lying about my age all along... I know, it is very shocking for you to hear this. You see I actually am 9 years old. I have been playing skyblock since I was 4 years old and I am the servers youngest super mod, receiving this honour at only 5 years of age.

Why am I telling you this? Well it is because someone found out the truth. In fact they were telling people I'm a child and she uses her life experiences to get ahead. I realised that they were probably going to expose me. You see I may have been born in 2009 but I do appear much older. That is because I was taught this way. My parents gave me all their life lessons early and.... I actually don't know what life experiences I have used to get ahead... I am just a 9 year old child...

And you know it is pretty stressful on my now that everyone is trying to stand against me. I mean they think they will make a good helper if they do and... I just can't take the stress... I'm so young, just an immature 9 year old

But in my youth I did something really terrible to someone. I... coop kicked them. Yes you heard me right. I coop kicked someone who has never been in my coop the entire history of the server...
I mean isn't that just so horrible? They must have been so upset.

I mean I guess I should try and be a better person from now on. RIP.

Sincerely,
Skyblock's favourite 9 year old child.

 

No, God has not forgiven me yet. My sins are too many for that.

 

That won't work

 

And I came for the Tae

 

I always had my suspicions ;T
#fetusmods

 

I have been so let down this is awful how could you never tell me this, such an immature 9 year old

I'll never recover?!??

 

I’m sorry