For my birthday(April 2nd), I got bow ties.
Not one.
Not two.
Eleven.

I now have thirteen bow ties. Did you not know I had bow ties? You do now. Enjoy my collection.

 

wow nice

 

the lonely purple one... TOP

 

Indeed that one might be lonely, but my favourite. It’s crimson, and velvet. Definitely the fanciest.

why thank you.

 

I bet this is knot what people expected from me today.

 

This is art. Bowtiful.

 

I couldn’t tie to make this any better.

 

How much are the bow ties? I'll pay you my appendix for it

 

I could tie and find the price, but I’m knot sure where to look. Also, I’m afraid I’m not looking for another appendix. Try the black market in Tieland.

 

I think I have 4 but I only ever wore them at formal events where I didn't need to wear a tie.
I'm guessing you're that guy who wears them everyday with something like a polo shirt? I knew someone who did at least, and he actually pulled it off since he did it everyday (helped to have polo & khaki uniform as is).

 

What a lucky guess, I am that sort of person— now. I told my classmates I would wear them everyday until I had s worn them all, and the rainbow one has been set aside for June.

 

What's wrong having two appendixes? If one gets infected, there's one to spare!

 

this is great haha