1. 1/4 batch pizza dough.
2. 2 tablespoons Last-Minute Pizza Sauce.
3. 10 slices pepperoni.
4. 1 cup cooked and crumbled Italian sausage.
5. 2 large mushrooms, sliced.
6. 1/4 bell pepper, sliced.
7. 1 tablespoon sliced black olives.
8. 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese.

BUT HOW DO COOK?!?!?!?

 

Google it, but I’m pretty sure the dough comes first of all things.

 

Well, the dough comes first then it's up to you really in which order you want to put your toppings on. I'm no pizza expert, but isn't pizza supposed to have tomato sauce? You've only written last minute tomato sauce so I'm presuming that's just extra...?

 

Give me money or I repot you c:

 

Use this oven. I highly recommend it for your pizza making



just give your social security number to have this amazing oven!

(mods dont delete it, im joking obv)

 

Cooking instructions:
1) Place all ingredients in an electric blender.
2) Blend for 3 minutes until it's completely smooth, resembling toothpaste.
3) Garnish with fresh bay leaves and enjoy!

 

O_O I swear that's my oven
Not even joking

 

I'll have that lamb shank, and that roasted chicken please

Everything else let it rot and plant it in my backyard so I can plant a mango tree

 

I HAVE PROOF:


Mine's just... a lot dirtier, and currently contains a dish of dried peach.

 

No I have proof

 

Alright back on topic

Just use my oven and bake your pizza.

 

No you do it c:

 

Hand feed me as well