question. So how long do piercings (earlobes) usually take to heal? And can you do sports when they're healing? I want to maybe get a piercing on my left ear or on both of my earlobes, idk.

Oh; and can your initial earring be a hoop or will that slow down the healing process

 

Yeah, but if I do sports and everything?

 

You can do sports as long as you use studs. Don't use dangley earrings because they can get caught and actually tear your earlobe. If you have long hair, tie it up if your doing sports with earrings in to avoid getting them caught. If you have sensitive skin, put ointment on the earring posts before putting them in to avoid swelling etc.
The healing process took around 4 weeks for me. They'll give you a pair of earrings to wear during the healing process, so keep those in until your ears are completely healed. Clean your ears with peroxide every day until they're healed.

 

When in doubt, you could also get a nipple piercing

 

Or even lower down! I once got a toenail piercing just for the heck of it (pardon my francais )

 

Foreskin piercing perhaps as a plan C?

 

Well sir! I wouldn't be THAT inappropriate. Plan C is obviously the rectum.

 

Would you continue dating someone if you found out they got a piercing there?

 

Of course, well under one condition. They are down for sex of the a***.

 

But like, how would you even proceed to work around that?

It's like that one episode of spongebob... TECHNIQUE SQUIDWARD TECHNIQUE

 

Obviously this and tons of practice. I'm astonished to realise that you're an amateur in this field of work.

 

I'm sure college will train me in many such fields of work overtime

 

Let's hope so thus you can become a completed man.

 

Imagine the pain of getting a piercing directly up your arse though

Like who would even do that procedure.. Dr Phill?

 

Dr. Oz seems like the kind of man to get this done.

 

Doctor Who is also a good candidate

 

Lets hope u wont pierce ur whole face