fillet of kids

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  1. amy
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    ok so i know nobody really honestly cares much about these bUT hahahahahha read it all i dare u

    ~Basic Info~
    Name:
    amy
    Age: omg secret even though 99.999999999999999% of yall know hahahhaha
    Sex: thats hot
    Height: um idk?????? average?? for my age?? which u dont know so hahah suspense
    Hair Color: brown
    Eye Color: blue
    Body Type: human
    Religion: child of jesus christ
    Ethnicity: australian??
    Orientation: what
    Status: whAT do u mean?!??!/1/1/ im single??
    ~Favorites~
    Color? maroon
    Hair Style? straightened and out but like not too straight not like dead straight but not curly like it has to be perfect
    Food? PORK BUNS OMgGGgGgGG
    Soda? none its 2 fizzy
    Alchoholic Beverage? crAcKINg 0pEN a cOOLd oNE with the bOYS
    Store? the dollar shop cause its all i can afford
    Mall? the one near my house?
    State? new york omg
    City? sydney
    Animal?
    Movie?
    the sixth sense
    TV Show? does 13 reasons why count or
    Book? the BIBLE can i get an amen
    Music? h a l s e y
    Song? omg 2 many but at the moment i love happier by ed sheeran
    Band/Artist? o
    Website? hypixel forums!1111111111111111111111
    ~This or That~
    Soda or Juice? neither
    Music or Internet? internet
    Rock or Rap? neither????? but rap??
    Dogs or Cats? yehirsnhrewfagefwoijsd both plz
    White or Black? i cant answer cause theres always gonna be the 12 year old that goes "tHATS rACiSt" no matter what i say
    Myspace or Bebo? whats bebo
    Cell Phone or I-pod? cell phone
    Curly Hair or Straight Hair? straight on me
    Lap-Top or Computer? laptop so i can go on it in bed ; )
    Corded Phone or Cordless? cordless?
    Mountain Dew or Pepsi? mountain jew
    Pen or Pencil? pen
    MP3 Player or I-pod? ipod
    Phone or Internet? internet
    Single or Taken? taken by my fiAnce TaliaLikesNyxaMoreThenAmy
    School or Work? neither ty
    ~Random~
    What do you do on your spare time? cry
    What do you wish you had more time for? crying
    Whats your usual clothing style? pyjamas with a jacket over the top so i look put together
    Whats your usual hair style? just a high ponytail
    What are you wearing? pYJamAs with a jACKEt
    Are you single or taken? must i repeat everything
    If taken, by who? TaliaLikesNyxaMoreThenAmy xoOXoOXOoOXoXOoOXOOOoxo
    Who would you die for? id die for fun
    Are you a virgin? im a virgo
    What do you think of one night stands? isnt that just a sleepover
    Whos your best friend? myself bUT actuAlly i have SO many omggggg lets do IDOMEMESdotCOM
    How long have you been friends? uhh i dont know
    How did you and your best friend meet? i dont remember #####fakefan
    Do you have any pets? sort of cAuse liKE its my grandparents' bUT theyRe both in hoSPitAl hahahahah : ( so we're l00king after tHE dogg0
    If yes, how many? 1
    Do you plan on getting married? iDK gotta find that special gUY y'know hahahaha
    Do you plan on having kids? i kinda want a kid but like i only want a baby i dont want to go through the surly teenager stage or anything so maybe ill have a kid but then dispose of it when it gets to 4 years old or something idk
    If so, how many? ?????????????
    How old did you wish you were? like 3 cause u get fed and ppl buy u stuff and all u have to do is cry and ppl will love u anyway
    If you were to be anywhere right now, where would you be? idk like in bed
    Why? cause im tiREd
    Ever gone Camping? no the wild scares me #########fakeaustralian
    Have you ever caught a fish and ate it? nO i dont go fishing ####animalcruelty #animalsarepeopletoo
    Have you ever gone water skiing? nope laalalalla
    Have you ever gone water tubing? nope laalalalla
    Have you ever gone skiing on a mountain? nope laalalalla
    Have you ever gone tubing on a mountain? nope laalalalla
    Have you ever gone Snowboarding? nope laalalalla
    Ever gone to church? yeS every week :heart:
    Ever gone to a famous water park? nope laalalalla
    Ever gone out of State? yep laalalla
    Ever gone out of the country? yep laalalalla
    When was the last time you left town? honestly 2 long ago 2 remember
    Anything you got planned for this weekend? uMmM i have a doctor appointment and CHURCH and i have friends coming over
    If so, what? oh
    Is this survey curing your bordom? no but the shane dawson conspiracy theory im watching at the moment is
    Do you resemble anyone famous? well i dont think so but some people say so?? ive had people say i remind them of katherine langford, emma stone and some other giRLy hahahaha
    Are you related to anyone famous? yes myself :heart:33
    If so, who? lolz!
    Do you think your hott? hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha nope
    Do other people think your hott? benji doES omG! xoxoox
    Do you think your skinny? noo
    Or do you think your fat? kinda xdxdxd
    Or just in between fat and skinny? nah
    What year were you born in? thats a subtle way of askING for my AGE omg take a hint
    Ever been on a blind date? no???????
    What do you enjoy doing when your bored? crying
    What do you do in the summer time? stay inside and talk 2 online randoms and watch youtube
    Are you naturally tanned? NO
    Or are you kinda pale? YEP IM LIKE A GHOST HAHAHAH
    Do you live in a house? oui
    Or do you live in a apartment? nicht
    What do you have on your mind? oh mannn a lot
    What time is it? 9:38 pM

    ok thx for taking the time 2 briefly skip through this and pretend to be interested
    like comment and subscribe bye
     
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  2. Wolfie
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    Nice to know more about you, amy.
     
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    I don't like your favorite animal.

    Anyways, Hi c:
     
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    So first, you're going to get your three kids.

    Secondly, you're going to get these items:
    • A giant iron pot able to fit three children + ingredients.
    • 50kg of wheat.
    • 250g of salt
    • 20 eggs
    • 75g oil[for frying]
    • 150 instant [potato] flakes
    • three children[clothing optional. May add to the taste]

    Now that you have gathered your ingredients, we may begin. First, get the iron pot, and pour in your oil and salt. This will lead to a nice environment before your kids can be put in. Leave that boiling for about 3 minutes, and then put the kids in. Once you do this, you have to work fast. Next, start pouring in the wheat, and with a long pole of some sort, rotate the children.

    As you do this, add in the eggs, and there's a nice batter. Now, get the potato flakes, and dump them in there. twirl the bodies around so they all get shared equally. Now, this is a very deadly recipe. For one, cannibalism has been shown to have effects on the brain and etc. You will also encounter some unpleasant parts, such as organs, and bones. An exorbitant amount of blood is present in the body, 5 litres, so you might want to clear that out as well. Clothing also doesn't fare well in your stomach.

    Once you've done this, you've got your children fillet! Enjoy your meal.
     
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    Hey! You left a message on my profile yesterday saying hi, which is sweet of you. I would love to talk to you, DM me and we'll chat :) It was great getting to know more about you!
     
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    is this going to become a trend or
     
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    I believe it already has been in the past, haha.

    Anyways HI AMY!
     
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    It was a different 100 questions one lol
     
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    Yes, I meant a lot of people have already done this template too :p
     
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    HELLO AMY ILY

    (do not feel bad 4 being pale my foundation colour is literally porcelain)
     
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    nyxa says::::: HAhaHaha ShuT uP
    yum mary me
     
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    orientation = sideways
     
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    cannabilism
    Some of the people on this server would probably taste salty if you ate them lol
     
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    hi amy ur cool and i appreciate u
     
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    hi amy:chicken:chicken:chicken:chicken
     
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    !!
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    YUM
    will do
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    HELLO ILY
    hOt!!111111
    hellz yeah
    hi geeky gaming ur not cool but i appreciate u anyway
     
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    i loved it and i look up to your memes
     

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