What would you buy your closest and dearest friends and/or frienemies for Christmas?
Here is my list:

KhalDrogo has been very nice, so I have crocheted him accessories to be warm this winter. Sorry I ran out of wool on the loincloth *cough, hope you don't mind.


Myrmidous, you have been very nice, so matching panda PJ's for you and your bamboo, or cupboard if you don't like them (the PJs, not your family), or perhaps more correctly for your embarrassment, since only yours would have a back flap. (2nd child masterfully cropped and edited out)...



Frederic, however, has been very very naughty. He gets some charcoal (yes, not even coal, THAT bad) and the book "HOW TO NOT BUILD DER FUGLY TREES ON SKYBLOCK" by xphstos37 (limited edition). 'Cuz this:


For my dearest friend, Rufuu, I am going to do something I don't normally do well: share. I will loan you Sven, his brother Sven and his other brother, Sven, for a month. No, a week. But not Bob. (Hair and make-up, you understand...) SakuraWolf


For XxChrisxX_ Godess Marina CapsLock_ DarkWolfFurry Cheesy Zephyr YRVintage _Geeky Sega_inc BertBerry, tickets to be contestants on THE PRICE IS RIGHT...yes, you, each, could win A NEW CAR...


For my dear Ganzog, free tickets to see the play "Pygmalion" with my beloved snowman, George Bernard Thaw. Don't worry, Kaybubs, he's a bit stiff, melts upon contact, and his balls only drop after he's been hit with a shovel. I'm talking about the snowman, not...erm... nevermind.


For Eleanora_ a lifetime supply of tweezers.

For Quietus a gourmet jelly bean bracelet to snack on.


For Bitsy3399, a new pet that doesn't bite as hard as user59306 does.


Flow an unban.

For Stel one of those stupid Kylie kits (they're awful, and dry, I don't get why you like them), and...


If anyone else wants a present, I'll hand more out. M to the C... x

 

Friend Nitro_2000 I would get him a D400. Friend _Cyborg_Ninja_ a D50. Frienemie Edge_x I would get him buy him a Ban

 

I know that "Qui aime bien châtie bien!" but is that a way to treat a bishop?

Well at least that coal will help my stomach handling all that cabbage... *pfffffffft* sorrythanks

 

Now, where is my name?

 

For Emerald, a diamond : )

 

Really? Thanks!
Edge_x lol ;t

 

oooooo I watched that show before you dont win a million dollars...you win A BRAND NEW CAR WITH MANUAL TRANSMISSION AND A RADIO

 

I think Stel needs Jesus lol

 

Drogo thanks Xphstos for kind gift but what sort of a Christmas would it be for the ladies if Drogo hid his man candy?

 

Cheesy gets different gourmet cheeses
Hoecobo gets 22 hoes

 

What about me?

 

forgot your own SON (NEVERMIND ILY) brb killing myself

 

Lmao

HOLY CRAP XPHSTOS ILY. THIS THREAD IS AMAZING LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

Silly Drogo...referring to me in the plural, again.
*glares

 

I wrote a poem for you, vfhuuuuu, called:
He is Vfhuuuuu

He banged his head
Against his board
To find a name
That struck a chord.
He has a purpose
He has a dream
To become mod
And join the team.

 

And despite his best effort,
Some random named Zephyr,
came and ruined his plans,
with his hams.

 

You're a poet
I didn't know it
But you could both
Become mods with hams.

 

But mostly me,
Ex dee.

 

What's my gift?

 

poborrrr