Worst Ban Appeals/Staff Applications/Player Reports/Staff Reports

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  1. Teeler
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    Sorry, I just don't feel like gravedigging anything.


    Good luck!




     
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    Pls unban me or I eat your shoe off
     
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    before I start I want to say I'll report you if you don't support my application, so feel free to support or when I become mod I will banana you! Thanks! : )

    Your in-game name: last time I checked I didn't have this game installed!
    What timezone are you in?: what is a timezone?
    What country do you live in? I think it's Anada? it's in America!
    Rachelll
    What languages do you speak?: fluent Alex from Target.
    Do you have 2FA enabled? Yes/No: Does 2FA stand for two feet award? Because I have seven feet, I don't have that award!
    Do you have the necessary means of capturing evidence? (i.e. recording software, screenshots, etc): yes!
    I am TheRichest on youtube! I'm very popular so when I'm mod I can get anyone banned!
    Why do you think you should become a mod?: if I get mod, I promise I will buy whatever game I'm applying for!!!! I will donate too!!!! I've worked at McDonalds before, so I know everything I should do to be a good mod, and I know how to ban hackers, because I've hacked plenty of times before, lol!!!! thx for being you, appreciate you. ;dddd;d;d;dddd

    How long can you be active on the server everyday?: no!
    How long have you been playing Skyblock?: what's that?
    Have you ever been banned in the past? (Forums & In-game) i just joined this website, what's that ?¿?
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator?: lol I'm making this app while I'm working at Walmart!
    Do you meet the requirements for staff? Yes/No: I wanted admin, not staff, silly you guys!

    thanks for reading my app! make sure to support or else I'm reporting you to my Walmart manager! bye!
     
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    pls unban me i did nothing wrong
     
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    these are never ever funny unless the person is trying to be legit
     
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    Nothing can top the legend legobuilder123.
     
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    i agree
     
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    wonder who that was:rolleyes:
     
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    Your in-game name: I can't remember...
    What timezone are you in? It's about 9pm right now.
    What country do you live in? Skyblock.net!
    What languages do you speak? I'm fluent in sarcasm.
    Do you have 2FA enabled? Yes/No. What's that?
    Do you have the necessary means of capturing evidence? (i.e. recording software, screenshots, etc). No, I don't know how to do that.
    Why do you think you should become a mod? Because I can ban the people I don't like.
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? About 5 minutes.
    How long have you been playing Skyblock? Since yesterday. I'm very experienced on Skyblock.net.
    Have you ever been banned in the past? (Forums & In-game): Yes, I'm banned right now.
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Yes but I was demoted.
    Do you meet the requirements for staff? Yes/No. YES. When will I be promoted?
     
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    make mi mod pls
     
  13. KingDG
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    Pretty sure anything that's less than a month old isn't gravedigging...? This should be fair game =3 And, erm, I was bored, so yeah xD

    Also, I was scrolling through the appeals archive to get a ban message, and blaq's happened to be the one I clicked :p this isn't directed towards him xD He's actually an amazing mod <#

    • Server name (.net / .org ): um, the skyblock one
    • In-game name: SkrubLevelsOver9000
    • Full exact Ban Message: Kicked whilst connecting to survival: You have been banned from this server Reason: Scamming, appeal @ Skyblock Forums -blaq 21/06
    • Did you read the rules ? Ofc
    • Why do YOU think you were banned?
    For rubbish reasons.
    • Was this an incorrect ban? Obviously.
    • Were you ever banned before on SkyBlock? If so, what for? no
    • Why do you think you should be unbanned?
    Alright, look. Mr. Blaq, I understand that you're a supermod on this here server. As such, you should know the ups and downs up how things really work. And, well, I don't know if your knew this before you banned me, but I'm actually donor. Yes, that's right, I bought /kit cobble. Better yet, I plan to even purchase donor10 in the foreseeable future.
    Yes, you are a staff member on this server, for which I am a paying customer. Businesses and their corresponding employees must cater to their customers to sustain business, and you, sir, have really disappointed me. I am absolutely abhorred as to how you treat current (and future) donors. If this behavior continues, I'm afraid that I will have to take my business elsewhere. Perhaps, as compensation for this error, an administrator could supply me with a free rank or kit; I have /kit cobble at the moment, but I would surely enjoy a complementary /kit wood or /kit wool.
    I am eagerly awaiting your prompt reply.

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    Blaq: The fact that you are a donor has nothing to do with your appeal. You broke a rule and were disciplined accordingly. Please check out this thread Guide to a good ban appeal. | Skyblock Forums and try to restructure your appeal.

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    Mr. Blaq, I see you are once again misunderstanding things. I bought /kit cobble. As a result, you are now obligated to unban me--I am a donor. Please get this through your thick skull!

    No, you know what? Don't. Please put me through to your supervisor, Mr. Merkz as I believe he is called. I'm sure that he will be thrilled to hear of the horrible experience that you have put me through. I will be ensuring that Mr. Merkz knows perfectly well how poorly his staff team is performing. The whole lot of you are absolute rubbish.

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    Blaq: Once again, being a donor means nothing here. The point that I'm trying to emphasize is that you broke a rule.

    I will link you to the rules thread for our server. Please summarize the rule about scamming for me (in your own words).

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    I'm through with you and your nonsense. We're going to do this the easy way, or the hard way:

    The easy way: you unban me and give me my free /kit wood.

    The hard way: I will take legal action against your server, accentuating the grave injustices that have been done against me. Or, I will hire someone to DDoS and hack both the server and yourself, then DOX you and the rest of the accursed staff team. You'll be sorry.

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    [Gets denied]

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    • Server name (.net / .org ): um, the skyblock one
    • In-game name: SkrubLevelsOver9000
    • Full exact Ban Message: Kicked whilst connecting to survival: You have been banned from this server Reason: Scamming, appeal @ Skyblock Forums -blaq 21/06
    • Did you read the rules ? Yes.
    • Why do YOU think you were banned?
    For rubbish reasons.
    • Was this an incorrect ban? No.
    • Were you ever banned before on SkyBlock? If so, what for? no
    • Why do you think you should be unbanned?
    Mr. Blaq, you drive a hard bargain. I'll tell you what. In order to lighten things up, I'll make a deal with you. If you unban me, I will give you two stacks of cobblestone. Yes, that's right, your eyes are not deceiving you; I will give you two stacks of cobblestone. That should open your eyes a bit.

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    [Gets denied]

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    • Server name (.net / .org ): um, the skyblock one
    • In-game name: SkrubLevelsOver9000
    • Full exact Ban Message: Kicked whilst connecting to survival: You have been banned from this server Reason: Scamming, appeal @ Skyblock Forums -blaq 21/06
    • Did you read the rules ? Ofc
    • Why do YOU think you were banned?
    For rubbish reasons.​
    • Was this an incorrect ban? Obviously.
    • Were you ever banned before on SkyBlock? If so, what for? no
    • Why do you think you should be unbanned?
    YOU WIN :( I'll summarize the rule for you. I am ready to apologize. As a player of skyblock, I am not allowed to advertise in chat. It is a high offense that warrants high punishments (i.e. ban). I made a huge mistake by advertising on this server, and will probably not do so again.
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    Blaq: You were banned for scamming. Please summarize the correct rule.

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    Scamming? What the heck? I thought I was banned for spamming the chat for an hour when no mods were on with the IP to my new server... Here, look! I took a screenshot of it because it was so funny...

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    [Gets hardcore denied]

     
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    1. Your ingame name: burt fromm simpson
    2. Moderator name: mod
    3. A description of what rule they broke/how they broke it: idk who banndd me
    4. Evidence/screenshots. I have witness. His name is burt
    1. Your in-game name (username): bananax
    2. Offender's username: bananas_sucks
    3. What exactly was done? (Flying, anti-knockback, language, etc.) Their name :(
    4. Evidence: DONT U HAZ EYES FOR GOS SAKE
    5. Yes or no: Do we have permission to share your proof with players if necessary? IDCCC

    Your in-game name: my name is jeff
    What timezone are you in? China one
    What country do you live in? Africa
    What languages do you speak? I cant speak
    Do you have 2FA enabled? Yes/No u mean fifa game? Ya i haz it
    Do you have the necessary means of capturing evidence? (i.e. recording software, screenshots, etc) no butrt i cna witnesss
    Why do you think you should become a mod? Becuz i want to
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? 1 Second a dAy
    How long have you been playing Skyblock? In 2322 bc
    Have you ever been banned in the past? (Forums & In-game) ys becuz i got bnned for touchin a mod butt
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Nu
    Do you meet the requirements for staff? Yes/No idk

    1. Server name (.net / .org ): orgy
    2. In-game name:n sskdidjfjf
    3. Full exact Ban Message: u haz been banned for frting
    4. Did you read the rules ? Nyss
    5. Why do YOU think you were banned? Becuz i frttrd on a mod fce
    6. Was this an incorrect ban? Yss
    7. Were you ever banned before on SkyBlock? If so, what for? Idr
    8. Why do you think you should be unbanned? Becuz i want to
     
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    5. Was this an incorrect ban?
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    7. Have you had experience moderating a server?
    8. Why should we unban you?

    :t
     
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    I'll giv u god items if you unban me!11!1!!
     
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    O r u a mod? I thinkg doners cen unban too
     
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