Read "Chapter" 1 for more random gibberish. __________ "Do you want to die, Thomas?" That depends. "Oh, depends on what?" Will you shut up if I do? "I'm in your head, Thomas. I will never stop talking. Kinda like you." Then no. "No, what?" No, I do not want to die. "Oh." Yeah. "You know what I read about in the papers this morning?" What did you read about? "Chickens." Oh, no; we are not doing that dance again. "Okay, okay. You are clearly not ready to have this conversation yet." Ever. "Okay. Okay. Tell me something about your childhood." Uh, okay. I.. Ehh... I once outran every other kid on my street in a race. "How was that traumatizing to you?" You didn't tell me it had to be traumatizing. "Oh. Right... Wait, you have childhood memories that weren't traumatizing?" Shouldn't I? "Oh, yeah, sure. I mean. It's just with your boring life and your nerdy clothes and your lame hobbies, I thought.. You know.. that maybe you were kind of... A messed up kid." Wait a second, what? Aren't you supposed to be helping me? "I'm not a real therapist." No, you're not even a real person! "Ouch." ... "So do you like it?" Do I like what? "My new office space." You live in my head. "Yeah, I know. Plenty of space for redecoration in here." Wow. Thanks, jerk. "Hey, hey, now, don't shoot the messenger. So do you like it?" I can't see it, remember? "Hm. You're right. Let me describe it to you. So, I have this huge white wall, right? Well, it's not white, it's like cream. Or maybe off white. You know, now that I thi-.." I thought we were here for my problems? "I'm still not a real therapist." So why are we here? "I don't know. To chat?" Oh. So I don't have to be here? "I guess not?" Bye. "Wait!" ... ___________ Why are you even still reading this?
My version. Me: time to go to sleep Brain: Lets go through all your drama friends, your crush and horrible stuff! Me: pls noo Brain: omg i cant believe that -instert name- was going out with -insert name- for seven months and KEPT IT A SECRET its so sad but so good Me: i know right!! Brain: to be honest, -Insert name- is the best thing ive ever seen, hes so hot, i love him, we're just 'best friends' tho, me: OMG IKR HES SO CUTE Brain: omg i cannot believe there was a fight at school today. Me: i know right!! Brain: that cake was good me: ikr Brain: im hungry Me: same Brain: im kinda tired Me: same Brain: *Sleeping: Brain: *dreams about some weird stuff.*
