"When you high af, but you still have to work."

 

"When someone steps on your Jordan's"

 

"When you go to connect to ts but the server is full"

 

"When theres Pizza but no Coke ;-;"

 

When you're contemplating life and alcohol helps you think

 

"When you skip class to finish work for another class"

 

'When you get disconnected"

 

"When you're playing Cards Against Humanity, used a blank card, and it doesn't get picked"

 

"When it makes sense"

 

"When you get punched in the nads"

 

"When you remember you have to sleep"

 

"When you're trying to go to bed but your mom won't stop making you do stuff around the house"

 

"When the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one"

 

"When dad is still playing hide and seek"

 

When you remember your homework right when you're about to fall asleep

 

"When you're trying to go to bed SO your mom doesn't make you do stuff around the house"

 

"When your dad does a magic trick"

 

"When you realize we're all going to hell for this"