*throws bananas back*

 

*gets banana gun and pelts you with bananas till you can't move*

I find it annoying when people think they can out banana me

 

How dare you

*eats all bananas*

 

Bertie-Fornia

 

Callie-Fornia hoes

 

Are you calling me a hoe?

 

life

 

No. ^-^. Callie-fornia's hoes.

And your signature.

 

When you go to the store for one thing and that's the one thing they're out of

 

My Life. My Face. My Body.

 

When my little cousin thinks he knows cars better than me.


ugh.

 

bump :3

 

When someone doesn't know who Melanie Martinez/Halsey is

When someone doesn't know who Black Veil Brides are.

When someone asks 'how do I be mod'

When someone asks for money

When someone asks for materials.

 

When someone tells kira that she is adorable and cute

 

1. People who don't know who Fifth Harmony is
   
2. People who don't like Fifth Harmony
3. When people spell/say 'Camila' wrong (such as Camilla) or mispronounce 'Cabello'
4. When people say 'Jauregui' wrong
5. When people call Dinah "Dianah"
6. When people say "Normani" wrong
   
7. People who think they're above everyone else
   
8. People seeking attention
9. Incorrect grammar/spelling
10. People who are rude for absolutely no reason at all
11. Usage of cx, c:, c;, xc, :c, ;c, :3, ;3, X3, x3, xD, XD, lel, hai, nu, etc.
12. The "shhhhhh" sound (I HATE IT)
13. When people mispronounce simple words
14. One word responses (guilty)
15. Liars
16. "LIKE IF YOU'RE WATCHING IN DECEMBER"
17. Rumors
18. Homophobic people
19. Ignorant people
20. When people try to correct me when I'm right
    
21. Drama/dramatic people
22. When people insist that their opinion is fact
23. Donald Trump
24. Donald Trump supporters
25. People
26. When someone tells you about something and then throughout the day/week/month/year/life keeps saying "that was really creepy" or how ever they feel about it out of no where for no reason (happens w/ my cousin a lot)
27. When people say "Oh my God" or "did you know that?" or something and they just look at you wanting you to ask them about it (guilty but oh my ewkfd)
28. When people don't understand sarcasm
29. When people get defensive for no reason
30. When people take offense to everything
    
31. When people say "no offense" after saying something incredibly offensive thinking it'll help
32. When people say "no offense" after saying something that was not offensive whatsoever which makes it offensive

Moral of the story for the last two: Chances are that if you have to say "no offense" after something, it's offensive and you probably shouldn't say it.

etc