Thanks mr flashy there.

 

I can't wait for your feedback sir. You seem very intelligent and I read a statement from fungamers application and I absolutely loved it!

 

Duck's Mod App Judging Template
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1) Activeness on server | 1-10 Points | 9/10
2) Activeness on Forums | 1-10 Points | 9/10
3) Helpfulness | 1-10 Points | 8/10
4) App is to the point | 1-10 Points | 8/10
5) Awareness of Real Life Situations | 1-10 Points | 4/10
6) Maturity | 1-10 Points | 6/10
7) Helping on Forums | 1-10 Points | 6/10
8) Quality | 1-10 Points | 7/10
9) Rule Follower | 1-10 Points | 9/10
10) Commitment | 1-10 Points | 8/10

Chart:
Poor | 40/lower |
Fine | 41-50 |
Getting there | 51-70 |
Pretty Good, I guess | 71-85 | ♡ You are here ♡
Nice! - 85-90 |
Excellent! | 91-99 |
High Chance of Getting Accepted | 100

 

What is that

 

Basically, real life is there too. It can cause activity being blocked, however school comes first. Letting the virtual world overcome your life in school and stuff, no thanks.

 

Oh, I get it now xD

 

Thanks for your in depth chart! Could you tell me ways in which I could improve in my weaker areas. One point I would like to correct is my real life awareness. I have been super active due to cold weather and out of school. My favorite hobby is playing soccer. I get perfect grades in school and I am in a special academy. Remember to tell me how I could improve on my weaker areas (7 and below). Thanks!

 

Hate to bump

 

Nice to meet you, sir. You put a comma instead of a period in ".NET", I can tell this is going to be fabulous. Let's get ready to ruuuuuummmmmmmmble!

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Ah, the legendary "Kanye West" maneuver. "I'm gonna let you finish but first I just wanna say CypriotMerks had the best application of all time. Of all time!!"

Whoa indeed, Keanu. That's some pretty good history.

I'm sure with a good 12 Step program and some partner support you'll be clean in a few months. Or you could just switch to playing Terraria until you collapse from exhaustion.

No problem, sir I enjoy- oh. We haven't started the application yet.

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THE ACTUAL APPLICATION:

I'm getting more deja vu than a racecar driver with short term memory loss. Nice to meet you again, sir?

This paragraph broke me the first time around. I had to come back to your application a week later because of how funny this part was. You may want to consider a revision here.

So you speak English the best! That's quite a bold challenge to throw down on the rest of the world. As for knowing French when you see it: Yes indeed, the worst has come to happen. #LeFrancais

OK, I'm prepared. On most applications this is the best part to read. Let's do this.

Good, good. +1 so far, that's a nice trait to have.

#NOPE, sorry sir. You just described, in order:

1. Investigating
2. Zealotry
3. Dependency (or teamwork)

Rational thinking is when you apply logic to solve a problem on your own. For example: "I found a giant pillar of lava on my island. Someone put it there, therefore I have been griefed harder than a diabetic on Halloween." Reconsider word choice?

That way if they're upset, you have their shoes! Honestly there's no way to be an authority figure without getting someone upset at you. +1 for trying to be friends with everyone, sir--good luck with that.

This entire section read like MadLibs was having a contest in an alphabet soup factory. I am intensely actively furious when you get on weird grammar this way. Perhaps you can choose some more tone-appropriate adjectives...?

I'll think about this for a while, sir. Several good points but it feels... awkward.

Would you say you're a...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
...Grief Counselor?

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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MY FIFTH GRADE ENGLISH TEACHER JUST DIED OF A BROKEN HEART.
Consider revising this paragraph for the following teacher murdering reasons:

• The word is "Unbiased".
• "A super string opinion of not being biased" is possibly the strangest thing I've heard all day.
• That is not how you use the word "Rhetorical", sir.
• You're missing a subject in your sentence. "Even if I know the age, ethnicity, etc, etc" -- of whom? Who is "Them"?
• People are not all alike, you'll speak to every individual in a slightly different way.

You're like the tabloid reporter of the server. Also an affair on a skyblock sounds like a genuine "mile-high club" experience...

Sounds good, Ghandi. Keep it up!

Why does everyone list "maturity"? No-one has to explicitly tell everyone how grow up they act-- just the way you write and respond to reviews will say more about who you are than a whole paragraph full of details.

Bruce Wayne, is that you?? #IAmTheNight

But what if he was banned for rudeness??

Is that responsibility, or integrity? Or perhaps you meant "I will take responsibility"... hmmm. This may not need a rewrite.

That is pretty well stated. +1, good job sir.

I kind of tried to review Dewmellon. That did not turn out well.

Also you'll do the same? So... ridicule and demotion (without the lie)? Might need to reword that slightly, sir or combine these last two paragraphs together, they sound like they have similar points.

Well you could always pull a "Jigsaw" and chain them to their bedrock...

You're going to have to be the Barry Allen of Moderators if you're going to make a serious impact in under an hour. I believe in you! +1 here.

•amused• You have all the important knowledge about being a moderator (once you get a chance to learn it). I chuckled a bit, rephrase this slightly so you're not contradicting your own statements.

I never understood why this is an issue. "Never seen you online! 0% support" -- Um, what? There's 700 people on tonight! The chat flies by faster than Chris Rock's comedy career and the player list is so long it looks like the U.S. tax code.

...and I'm a "firehose the door to door salesman" type! We'll get along great. +1

Because he's the player this server needs, but not the one it wants. #BATMOD

No trouble at all sir, I genuinely like reading these.

Support Status: 100% (Da-nanana-nana-nana BATMOD!)

 

No support.

Applying for moderator, then attempting to buy items for IRL money, nope.

 

Wait, you're not allowed to do that? Or was he trying to direct PayPal someone...?

 

no one buys items from the buycraft shop, such rip off much wow

 

He was attempting to sell me items for Direct PayPal, and I was trying to catch him in-game, but I never got a chance. He must've figured out I had contacted a mod and had wanted to flame it back against me.

 

Great application i give you 50% support. Make sure to bold all the subtitles and titles so they are easier to read of!

 

Okay I will make my edits soon thanks for the feedback. I feel like I saw you in game today. I will get back when I make my edits

 

FULL Support

 

Thanks! Any feedback?

 

I can see your good intentions, so therefore, FULL support.

 

Incomposed chrix32
If you don't have proof of a situation, please don't bring it up. It also goes for you, Chrix. You have no proof of Incomposed trying to sell you any illegal items, I would be careful of that. It really does set a bad example and we want everyone to have a fair chance.

Incomposed, I would try and be more respectful towards someone, especially if it's a situation you have no proof on and it's gone to this extent. He's clearly very upset at your accusation and I'm here to make everyone be a little more calm. I would appreciate it greatly if you could drop the subject and move on.

Chrix, I would try and take critism better. Even if they have no proof, a simple "I understand what you're saying but I do not recall doing any illegal activities and would appreciate it if you would drop the subject," would of been just fine. There's no need to get all upset over it. If you're going to become a mod you truly need to learn how to handle yourself but there's nothing wrong with asking for help, sweetheart.

 

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