The only thing thats real is Batman (inside joke)

 

I saw Santa eating my cookies, explain that

 

Yes, to answer your question Santa is truly real. I have seen him. . . . My daughter knows that if she does not behave she does not get gifts. I also told her a story about when I was a child many, many, many, many years ago that my little brother. . . who is now a cop lol actually got coal in his stocking for Christmas all because we was acting up and telling everyone that Santa was not real.

 

I'm offended by your profile picture, please refrain from offending anyone on here.
Don't you realize that's impossible? Everyone has their own opinion on religion and are allowed to share. Plus that was hella funny.

 

HOW COULD YOU!!! YOU MADE LEMONADE ANGRY!!!!

YOU... YOU.... LITTLE...
PENGUIN!

Calm down Lemo don't worry Santa's real. Why else would he be in auto correct?

 

1. Are you Gemmalove
2. My profile picture is very offensive, Which is why I chose it, (nothing more offensive than an average 40 yr old white dude) <-- joke
3. What was "hella funny"

 

1. Yes
2. I was joking
3. Chiyamis joke about God and Santa

 

Oh cool, I've always wanted to meet you. I thought you left :/

 

I left, came back with some alts, then cut the crap and I'm back for real on the forums.

 

Santa isn't real your parents get you presents.

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Yup. I love presets.

 

xD Yea do you believe in him? i don't obv lol.

 

EXCUSE ME. HOW COULD YOU!
YOU'RE TAKING LEMO AWAY FROM ME!

I HATE YOU... YOU... PERSON!

LEMO CAN BE NAUGHTY WITH ME SO STOP TRYING TO PREVENT THAT!

 

Calm the hell down people

 

It's not my fault. Lemo's just a friend. Lol

 

Ok ~Agent~ ?!?!? How was my post Bad Spelling?!?!?!?

 

Santa is either fake, or he is real. However no one has evidence to prove anyone wrong. However, statistically and mathematically speaking there are 1,500,000,000 houses in the world. If santa were to travel to each house at 12:00 AM on christmas eve/day, before they wake up at, let's say 6:00 AM. Santa is provided with 6 hours of travel for 1.5 billion houses, leaving him with 250,000,000 houses per hour; Meaning he must go to 4,166,666 houses every minute. If any one being can travel that fast, effectively dropping presents for every kid or coal for the bad kids, he has broken time. Therefor, my standing is no. Mathematically he is not real.

Edit: Not to include restocking on reindeer breaks, cookie and milk breaks, or restocking on presents. These all would increase the amount of time/house average, and shortening how fast he must really go.

 

There is no way he's real he can't travel the whole world in one night


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He Is totally fake a myth just to make a child happy. most parent's lie to they're children saying he is real but of coarse they know he is not.

 

You said 'presets' not presents.