whats your best insult, without cursing?

pretty self explanatory.

 

I'd rather eat @Teeebs lasagna than talk to you

 

When insulted:
That's nice dear.

When Insulting:
I'd take the trash out, but you wouldn't fit.

 

I'd rather watch my most hated show than talk to you.

 

*inhale* BOI!

 

I would rather talk to FatalDisaster than you.

 

I'd rather talk to you than eat my broccoli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just kidding I'd eat my broccoli

 

I'd rather listen to fingernails on a chalkboard then listen to you rant about your ex!

 

id rather watch elmo than talk to you
(I hate elmo.)

 

I'd rather take my shirt off and swing it on a Freeway than watch you play Pokemon. (Sry I don't like Pokemon, its not my thing)

 

KindlyRedrum

 

Savage

 

i love
you
though

 

I'd choose necrophilia over you.

 

Lol. Do you what Necrophilia is? Cause that doesn't make sense lol

 

it does tho?

 

Explain to me how that isn't an insult, when it's the best insult posted so far? :O

 

Not really. Do you know what necrophilia is? If you do then you would hopefully get the point. I could say what it is, but not on forums tho. I'm not being mean to you tho, im just saying how you used Necrophilia is not the right way lol.

 

I could tell you what Necrophilia is...but wouldn't cause I would get banned

 

attraction to dead people, its not hard to get. I could elaborate more but that gets into the zone of "inappropriate"
he'd choose having a dead person over you. that's the joke.