Mine was, when I was 3, I ate goose poop (yes, poop). In my defense, I thought it was an Oreo. My bad
True story. Was in 8th grade. Had no sleep because i just got told I didn't have a bedtime anymore so I thought I'd be cool and stay up all night. I pulled my little friend out, and almost peed in the corner of the room. My teacher yelled at me to stop. I also got suspended for 3 days.
I fell in a dumpster once, um second most embarrassing was probably when I accidentally admitted to having a crush on my girlfriends bff... in front of my girlfriend... yeah woops
I'm a very sensitive person, tickling me is a bad idea, so someone got the bright idea to tickle me, yeah I wet myself and on them to. It was embarrassing as I had to explain I wet myself as a 13 year old and then again why I urinated on my friend.
Should've asked her why she was staring at it. Turn the tables! Most embarassing for me was probably at my friend's birthday party in 5th grade. We went down to a lake where his family lived near to go swimming and boating, the sorts. Well, me and everyone else there thought it'd be super cool if we all went skinny dipping in the lake and threw our trunks on the shore. It wasn't until later that we realized we had to go get them when we were done. The rest of the story pretty much tells itself. At least everyone else had to deal with the same shame.
Well as we all know, there are banners on the server now. We must not forget about that 'Rocket' banner cough cough, yeah right. Well I went on teamspeak after being nagged constantly to hop on so I did. Everyone was talking about the banners. I openedly admited that I wanted one but we all know what the banner obviously looks like but its really immature so I'm not going to get one. One of the people asked why I like it and my reason was "I like di**. Oh WAIT! I didn't mean to say that! I meant to say I like guys!" So yeah... that happened...
I was skype calling with around 3 of my classmates, while eating instant noodles. I accidentally spilled the bowl onto myself ;-; Den da soup was spillin out and onta me and I got soaked in da noodle soup. Oh also, me and my best friend was having at sleepover at my house when I tripped over the mess in my room and fell. I knocked over a bowl of soup when I fell. (Yes I eat in my room, got a problem?) Weird things happen when there's soup
I have a lot ;~; I onced dressed up like a fairy. My dad keeps telling me that he would show the image at my wedding I once got dared to walk in the girls bathroom and use one of the toilets. However when I did the girlin there was my crush..
Well I once passed out in a nursery home right in front of some of my friends and a bunch of old people.
Well, at school I was outside doing athletics and one of my friends thought it would be a good idea to pull my shorts down while another one recorded it and put it on Snapchat. Let's just say I was not happy with them.
When I was in middle school I had a really bad cold. I sneezed hard and some of the snot hit the kid sitting in front of me. The kid freaked out and started running around screaming. I kept on shouting "I'm sorry!" and the class was laughing.
Credits to me She had a toilet and was doing it on purpose I peed upside down and backwards into a toilet while doing a handstand, 'twas hard to aim credits to hairy gorilla
One day at school I had a bloody nose and a cold, so I waited for the perfect timing and I sneezed on my hands. Then I clutched my sides and fell on the ground pretending to be hurt, and then after 2 minutes of trying to get somebody to come and "help" me, I just got up and awkwardly walked away. Another time was when I was just finishing drinking the fresh blood from the corpses of my fallen enemies, and I tripped and spaghetti fell out of my pocket.
