Somewhat Decent Rap Battles Of Skyblock! DapperEntity VS Creeper12341234!

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Creeper12341234:
Mystery block for sale!
Oh. It's your head.
I know that should disturb you
but your sense of humor is dead.
You think you can beat me?
Ha, I have to laugh.
So why don't you bend over
and bite my shiny metal a**.

DapperEntity:
Was that a rap or did you just get the hiccups?
I'm a prodigy son and I'm about to smack a b*** up.
Your account is almost 2 1/2 years old, and now it's excrement!
Your username stinks, but mine? It's excellent.
I noticed you used to be rich;
Whatever happened to that?
Oh, that's right, you gave it to ME
and now my wallet is fat.
I'd stay away from these rap battles for now.
Your chances of even seeming intelligent went POW.​

HA. This is comedy gold
you think you scare me?
I'm not afraid and I never will be.

You know those auctions you do?
I started them.
Remember your first mystery block?
I started them.
Remember your first grab bag?
Nobody does!
Just like nobody will remember you.

Wait, aren't we the same person?
Am I fighting myself?
Let's just stop this charade
and put this battle on the shelf.
I only did this for fun
but now I'm not longer amused.
I have places to be
so I'll bid you adieu.
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WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
I DECIDE!

No, seriously, I hoped you liked this though.​