Our secret evilly awesomesauce plan... AKA Operation Viper

Hehehe >:3 You're the only people I'm telling, so keep quiet and don't tell ANYONE! No, you can't tell your best friend's sister's dog's aunt's owner's brother's mom, so quit asking me! Okay, so here's the plan:


Step 1:
We break into Cypriotmerks' house
Step 2:
We steal his house keys
Step 3:
We go to Noobcrew's house
Step 4:
We hide them under Noobcrew's pillow
Step 5:
We wait until Noobcrew is asleep
Step 6:
We sneak back into Noobcrew's house because he never remembers to lock his door
Step 7:
We all take a bathroom break
Step 8:
We replace his soap and toilet paper
Step 9:
We carefully take the keys out from under his pillow
Step 10:
We go in his living room and watch TV
Step 11:
After we finish the last of Noobcrew's chips and watch Shrek,we sneak out of his house
Step 12:
We lock Noobcrew's door so no robbers can get into his house
Step 13:
We go to Cypriotmerks's house

To be continued...

 

First off, this is called operation Viper. Second, everyone participating in Operation Viper, say your code name!
I'm... (wait for it)
Dark Blade

 

Guys, if any of y'all want to participate HURRY UP AND SAY YOUR CODENAME! JKLJFKELSFHK.'tgyuhe.,m;tsyidgwtd,hgan.psytwd *spazzes out and rage quits*
Like, srsly everyone say your freakin' codename

 

Step 14:
Jump Cypriotmerk's fence

 

Step 15:
We go through his back door

 

Step 16:
We go to his front door and unlock it from the inside

 

Step 17:
We carefully hang up his keys

 

Step 18:
Random guy from street spots us.
We kill him.

 

Step 19:
We swap our clothes for the guy's clothes just to say we did it

 

Step 20:
Stop for Subway. 'Cuz I'm hungry

Codename: Sneaky Walrus

 

Step 21:
We go back into Cypriotmerks's house

 

Step 22:
We steal his...

 

Step 23:
Leave Cypriotmerk's house because I realize I lost my shoe crossing the street

 

Step 24:
Then we steal his...

 

TOOTHBRUSH

 

*cackling maliciously*

 

*the gallows loom ominously over Cypriotmerks' head*

 

*jaws theme music begins to play*

 

Step 25:
Then he wakes up and sees us then we smack him with a frying pan

Codename: SquidBomb

 

Step 26: Fan Cypriotmerks with palm branches as he sleeps soundly (unconscious)