1. Name: Daniel 2. Nickname: Dan, Senpai Keemstar's Child, Jesus.. f*** am i popular o3o 3. Favorite color: Purple 4. Gender: Male 5. Race: White but tan all the time, my skin is broken send life alert 6. Age: 18 7. Sexuality: Straight like a beampole baby 8. Introvert or Extrovert: Extrovert 9. Hair color: Dark brown to dirty blond, I said I'm broken, my hair changes colors illuminati holy sh** 10. Tall or short: 6'2, you decide 11. Sweats or jeans: Haven't worn sweats since I was like 8 the hell no I vote jeans 12. Phone or camera: Phone or I would if I hadn't f***ing smashed it against a wa- imeanwot 13. Health freak: I've drank two liters of mountain dew today 14. Orange or apple: Oranges, you can suck out the insides with a straw 15. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes 16. Guy friends or girl friends: Guys, girls, and Apache attack helicopters. 17. Piercings: hell no man my pain tolerance is like -1 18. Pepsi or Coke: Hep C- oh, pepsi 19. Have you been in an airplane and how many times: Once 20. Have you been in a relationship: Yep 21. Have you been in a car accident: I still have all my limbs so no 22. Have you been in a fist fight: lets see, one.. two.. th- wait a second 23. First piercing: funni funni 24. Best Friend: my gf probably or the dude I met at walgreens that gave me a $50 Steam card THAT WORKED 25. First award: my mum gave me a tootsie roll when I was 4 for doing chores 26. First crush: literally every woman I saw in 6th grade (I was a early bloomer with a ton of testosterone) 27. First word: eat (followed by "my d***", not joking, I overheard my dad say that a lot as a ki- wait..) 28. Any talent: I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YO- oh 29. Last person you talked to: myse- wait wot 30. Last person you texted: gf 31. Last person you watched a movie with: gf 32. Last thing you ate: cocai- oh, pizza 33. Last movie/ TV show you watched: Trial and Error 34. Last song you listened to: Megalovania from Undertale, heavy metal remix. 35. Last thing you bought: cond- jkjk, my new laptop, an Asus ROG GL553VW (hype) 36. Last person you hugged: gf.. again.. Favorite: 37. Food: Velveeta Shells 'n' Cheese c; 38. Drink: Mountain Dew 39. Fruit: Strawberries probably 40. Flower: I don't even own flowers.. maybe that blue one that's in mc, totally counts 41. Animal: Lightning McCows 42. Color: Purple.. didn't I answer this o3o 43. Movie: Avengers maybe 44. Subject: I haven't been to school in 16 yea- jk Tech Have you ever? (Answer Yes or No). 45. Fallen in love with someone: Yessir 46. Celebrated Halloween: Yes ma'am 47. Had your heart broken: Surprisingly no 48. Went over the minutes/ texts on your phone: my phone been broken for two years kms 49. Had someone like you: if I understand the question, yes 50. Hated the way someone changed: Yep 51. Got in trouble with police: I'm a good child, excuuuuuse you 52. Had a party: Maybe not that good of a child 53. Did something you regret: Yer 54. Broken a promise: I promise I have not (totally) 55. Hidden a secret: For a few days yea- oh, I mean.. 56. Pretend to be happy: Literally every day of my lif- imeanwot 57. Met someone who has changed your life: Yep 58. Pretended to be sick: Yep (I was six leave me alone) 59. Left the country: was deport- no jk I have not 60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: One word: mangoes 61. Cried over the silliest thing: I don't cry. Emotions are for the weak. (jk but no I actually haven't THAT I KNOW OF) 62. Ran a mile: I have no lungs 63. Gone to the beach with your best friend: hell no man I'm not that great okay 64. Gotten into an argument with your friends: Yes, which escalated a bit farther a couple times 65. Disliked someone: Again, literally every day of my life 66. Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf or been single forever: No surprisingly, had a gf in 9th grade, and then another in the end of 10th, still with this one c; Currently: 67. Eating: the inside of my cheek 68. Drinking: Mountain Dew (ye I'll go ahead and die from it at 35 dw) 69. Listening to: these two dumba**es argue in the library over who gets the taller stool kms 70. Sitting or laying: Sitting 71. Plans for today: the hell do you think I'm doing right now? My plans. 72. Waiting for: someone to message my on skype so I'm not lonely 73. Want kids: not sure 74. Want to get married: Yep 75. Want to travel: Sorta? What do you look for in a partner? 76. Lips or eyes: the whole face preferably, but you can't kiss eyes, so 77. Shorter or taller: Not sure, I've dated both 78. Younger or older: Close to my age by like two years at most, so I don't get old (or the other way around) while they still look young and then I (or she) looks like a dumba** 79. Romantic or spontaneous: Both, I guess 80. Trouble-maker or hesitant: I'm actually hesitant af irl when it comes to my gf, so probably the other one 81. Hook up or relationship: Relationship 82. Looks or personality: Personality, though looks do help Have you ever: 83. Lost glasses: nah, broken them tho, so I just say f*** it and don't wear glasses anymore, 20/100 vision ftw 84. Snuck out of the house: I am legally obligated not to answer this 85. Held a gun/ knife in self defense: see above 86. Killed somebody: see above.. 87. Broke someone's heart: Nope (I think?) 88. Been in love: Yep 89. Cried when someone dies: Nope (No I'm not a soulless little b**** I'm just not that emotional ok) Do you believe in: 90. Yourself: See the title of this thread, then take a guess 91. Miracles: Funny 92. Love at first sight: Hilarious 93. Heaven: DYING OF LAUGHTER 94. Santa Claus: hi dad 95. Aliens: nah mate 96. Ghosts/Angels: nah mate (tho tbh scared of the dark at age 18 shhh) Truthfully? 97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: Yes 98. Do you know who your real friends are: Yes 99. Do you believe in God: Atheism ftw 100. Do you easily make friends: people walk up to me like "sah d00d" and I'm like "yeee buddy"
No. I put too much damn effort into this to just let it fall into the oblivious hellhole that is the 2nd page of the Off-Topic section. You f***ers better stare straight at this sexy monstrosity of 20(*5) questions. And stare at it a long time. A very long time. maybe hug it or something #wordshavefeelingstoo
