Men Lacking Girlfriends, aka "pro" gamers Lgerrious: "Damn, bill went 69-0 in team deathmatch." Dshean: "He's mlg dont worry" Bill: "SHUT UP! I ASKED A 4TH GRADER SHE SAID YES." L+D: "dude you're a senior in college..." A group of 8-12 year olds screaming about "Getting reked" and "360° Quickscopes" They also call you a hacker and tell you to 1v1 them if you kill them. MLG Kid: "U wot m8? 1v1me I'm MLG" Online player: "Shut up already! You are probably an 8 year old. Just play the game." Mega Lack of Girlfriend M.L.G. Adult babies, cry a lot when they lose, live on their mother's basement, Drink Mountain Dew, Eat doritos, Sleep with a dakimakura AND ruin your gameplay experience on many games specially Halo. EX: Hapygamer: Yay we won! MLG: lol what a noob could have 420 noscoped you any time Hapygamer: Execuse me what? MLG: 1v1 me, i'll make you life a living hell. I have a 5.0 KD and give my own brain shocks so i have an enhaced reflex and i'll kick your a** the s*** out of here. Your dead kiddo. Hapygamer disconnected. MLG: Lol hes got, back to my dakimakura...
