Meatatarian - how to tell if you are one and commandments for being one

Meatatarian how to tell if you are one and commandments for being one

Below is a guide of how you can tell you are a meatatarian and below that is the commandments for meatatarians all over this world, but 1st is the definition of meatatarianism.

Meatatarianism is a diet which avoids the consumption/harm of plants. A true Meatatarian is sickened by the thought of the "evil veggie people" munching on the dead plant carcasses. Just as vegetarianism is often confused with being a herbivore, people have told me that they thought meatatarianism was the same as being a carnivore. Well, we Meatatarians generally do eat the same stuff as carnivores do. But how many carnivores do you know of that go around protecting the rights of plants? I don't know any.

How to tell you might be a Meatatarian.

1. Your a predator and go to grocery stores and purchase larger than normal amounts of meat.
2. You Purposely tell restaurants to hold any and all veggies.
3. You send food back multiple times because there are veggies present.
4. You have slaughtered an animal and still eat meat.
5. You hunt food on a regular basis either from forests or from refrigerator.

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1. Cuisine is divided into two camps: “Food” and “What Food Eats.” Thou shalt focus on the former, not the latter.

2. A “Salad’ is not a meal. It is the beginning of a meal (or, in French haute cuisine, it comes near the end of a meal as a palate-cleanser).

3. “Burger” is not a suffix. The proper term is “Hamburger” since this delicacy harkens from Hamburg, where there is only one prime ingredient: Beef. One can put cheese, mushrooms, onions and other accoutrements on top of a Hamburger, but if you try to replace the beef with turkey, tofu, textured soy protein or any other crap, it is NOT a hamburger or a "crap-burger." It is simply “crap on a bun.” Don't you dare turn "Hamburger" into a suffix for non-meat.

4. Humans, at least for the time being, occupy the top of the food chain. Revel in this fact. No need to be embarrassed nor ashamed of your superiority. If pigs or sheep could eat humans, they would.

5. We ourselves consist primarily of meat and water. So meat contains virtually all the nutrients we need. We are NOT made of tofu or lentils.

6. Ever notice how many “vegetarian” dishes attempt to mimic the appearance and taste of meat dishes? That’s because meat dishes look and taste good. Enjoy them as they are meant to be. Thou shalt NOT eat faux food.

7. One should love ALL animals equally. No need to let any religious claptrap or taboos about cute animals get in the way. Rabbits, deer, pigs, cows, dogs, sheep, lambs, kangaroos, buffalo, whales are all edible (and tasty) mammals.

8. Chicken is a vegetable, or at least the tasteless white meat part. Ditto turkey, especially when turned into a meat substitute. There is no such thing as "turkey bacon" or "turkey pastrami" because bacon by definition comes from a pig. And "tofurkey" is an abomination ... it is fake version of a fake version of food.

9. Vegetables are allowed as toppings, or as “sides” … there is nothing wrong with that. But you get into trouble when you start pretending that they are the main course (and don’t call it an “entrée” because an “entrée” is supposed to come at the beginning of a meal; it just makes Americans sound stupid).

10. “Non-vegetarian” is not a word. We simply call it “food.”
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