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    Post some funny jokes! :D

    What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?

    "Cheap, cheap!"
     
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    What did the fish say on thanksgiving?
    Happy tanksgiving!
     
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    Why did the duck crossed the street as fast as the light?

    To save her chick that was eaten in KFC :(
     
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    lol
     
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    Food is like dark humor, not everyone gets it.
     
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    Mine are either racist or offensive so I better put them in spoilers.
    Don't open them if you get easily offended

     
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    How to spot a hater...

    1- Keep saying justin bieber next to him

    2- Keep saying pizza like chica

    And then he SLAPS YOU TO THE SKY
     
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    Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Coke? A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.

    Lmao, Am I that obsessed with Coke?
     
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