Interesting First Week of School & Info on why I'm stupid

Hello Fellow people, I want to tell why I am stupid and my first week of school. So, Let me start by saying, these School stories are in fact true. So, Lets Begin.


I will start with The first week of school:

First Day: Monday

Well, Not much happened. I made a friend, and didn't ride the bus home. Don't fret, The Following days get Interesting...

Second Day: Tuesday

My friend wasn't here today. There is a kid in my class that I SWEAR looks like Harry Potter.

Third Day: Wednesday

My friend was here. We were at lunch, and she double-dipped on her Lunch Tray. The person across from us called her a "Double Dipping Dipstick". Since Lunch Is just before Physical Activity, This name calling Carried over to Physical Activity (recess), Where Boys overheard the name calling and joined in. 1 boy (who befriended the second.) kept punching me in the fricken back. Then the other dude Twisted my arm like you would with Bicycle pedals. It didn't hurt me, But I was gonna rip his face off if I got the chance. Then he said "Don't mess with me, Look at my muscles!" Then he held up his arm. I saw literally nothing there. Now, keep In mind I am 5 feet tall (For real). and I have larger muscles than that Son of a B****. So, I just walked away. Then I saw my crush . And the name calling Continued. Then I got Irritated. And then my little section of sanity snapped. The next person that called me dipstick was grabbed by the arm, and His arm was Squeezed. I had such a good grip on him his friend had to tackle me to get free. Then, he kept coming back. I then grabbed his arm, and he DRAGGED me across the grass. Then I promptly told my crush *Yelling* "I'm not stupid, I am just Irritated!!!" then I left. Then my friend got really upset. Anyways, we went to class, and she was fine.

Bus Ride Home> I sat next to a girl that practically lived in detention. "Do u have any food?!" she asked. "I have a Fricken sandwich." I said. "Gimme it" she said. Then she broke it in pieces, and Threw it at the people in the back XD. "do you have anything else?" She said. "I have water" I gave her my water. She took the water, opened it halfway, and Threw it in the back at the people and HIT ONE IN THE FACE. there was water EVERYWHERE. We didn't get in trouble though.

That's all that happened that was actually interesting...

Why I am stupid:

Because I watch Shane Dawson and It Scarred me for life. I am now stupid

How To Be Stupid:
Shane Dawson TV - YouTube

 

You will face-palm at yourself years from now. I also feel like you are exaggerating to make it sound more dramatic... At your age, I was reading Harry Potter and Percy Jackson books (where are my fellow bookworms at?). Hmm, that's probably because I barely had any friends. Anyway, avoid the drama now while you can before it's too late.

 

Seems fun.

 

For some odd reason it is fun... >.<

 

R-WORD TALLY: 9 uses.
SENTENCE: Death by family members of people with mental illnesses.

Seriously. That word is so f***ing outdated. It compares people who have legitimate mental problems to idiots, rude people, anyone you dislike? I know you're like 7 or something, but you need to open your eyes to the feelings of others and stop using that word every sentence. It's offensive and hurtful.
Also, save this and look at it 5 years from now. You will cringe, maybe projectile vomit.

 

Gemma, chill yourself. Relax. Calm yourself. Take a nap.

Get a massage;


Its very relaxing

But seriously, I was just about to come on this thread and come acting like someone who was offended and saying BAN BAN BAN.

 

man i remember in middle school. All these kids bullied me for being to smart. Even one of them forced me to do their math homework or he would beat me up for the rest of the month

 

man it was real fun getting beat up everyday. But now look who's boss， I'm in MIT and they're in prison.

 

Edited the parts in which you use "retarded people."

Anyway, um. Cool.

 

Damn

 

Water on their faces. Okay ._.

You remind me of myself when I was a little younger. Honestly, if I were nine or ten right now, I'd probably have done the same things as you, and wrote the same. Your writing style even reminds me of how I used to write as well.

Here's some tips though - don't start sentences too often with 'then' while telling a story. I used to do that a lot as well.
Also, kick guys where it hurts c;
Or, just hurt them with words if you don't want to physically injure someone.

 

You can render the guy sterile if you damage both the testicles.

 

I wasn't too serious, which was why I added the other suggestion.

I'm going to be honest, as much as I like mentioning kicking guys in nuts, I've never done that before .___.

 

I live by the "treat people the way you want to be treated" saying.

 

I don't physically hurt someone unless they hurt me first.

 

I won't do that unless my life is in danger or if I need to defend myself. If you slap me because you are mad at me or something, I won't hit you back. I will probably scream and curse at you instead.

 

Wouldn't get involved with the food throwing, used to annoy me when people had food fights at the back of the bus... SOOOO annoying. Anyways, don't be bothered by the double dip, I honestly don't see the issue with it and they're just trying to annoy you.

 

Well, if someone slaps me I'd either slap them back or break their wrist.

 

So if your mother slaps you, you will slap her back or break her wrist?

 

I'm making an exception to people I'm close to .___.
I'd probably just shove her away >.>