I did a blind speedrun of The Last of Us. My reactions in a nutshell. [Spoilers]

Not necessarily in order.

"HOLY CRAP SHE'S IMMUNE"

"HOLY CRAP IT'S A SHOTGUN"

"HOLY POPTARTS IN A PENCIL SHARPENER IT'S A HUGE INFECTED WHY IS IT SHOOTING ME WITH WATER BALLOONS"

"HOLY PUGS IN A PIZZA BOX THERE'S LIKE 18 CLICKERS HERE"

"HOLY F*** IT'S A GIRAFFE"

"WHY WON'T THIS INFECTED DIE oh wait that's Ellie..."

"SWEET ROSEY JESUS IT'S A HORSE"

"WAIT I GOT IMPALED FOR WINNING A FIGHT SCENE WHAT"

"WHY IS THERE A FLAMETHROWER IN A UNIVERSITY MAIN HALL"

"WHY ARE THERE MORE PILLS IN A COLLEGE DORM THAN THE REST OF THE GAME COMBINED wait that one actually makes sense"

"THIS DEER HAS TAKEN LIKE 80 ARROWS TO THE KNEE WHY IS IT STILL AN ADVENTURER"

"DAMMIT DAVID WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TWISTED BASTARD"

"DON'T OPEN THE DOOR DON'T OPEN THE DOOR DON'T OPEN THE oh great you opened it now I'm dead."

"ooh, pretty snowflWHO JUST SHOT ME WTF"
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"Great, all I have to do is just sneak up behind him and then" *steps on a broken plate, guy turns around and shoots me in the face*

"WHY AM I RUSHING THROUGH THIS"

"I shouldn't have done a speedrun"

"Ooh, shiny hunting rifle is shiny. I like you, hunting rifle. I'm going to call you Wynne. Oh, and this gun is Sam, and this one is Benjamin..." (proceeds to name every weapon in the game)

"Wait, did I just stealth-kill 7 clickers?... I AM THE NEW JACK THE RIPPER"

"Bricky!" (stated every time I dropped a brick. I carried a single brick from Boston to the last sequence, where Bricky was used to score the last kill of the game. Nice.)

I'll add more later. Doing an actual slow playthrough during NG+, wish me luck!

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