Dragonball: Reborn. Not even if they paid me to watch it.

That's right ladies and over-abundant amount of gentlemen.

Both Fail-ku and Pico-lame signed contracts for AT LEAST 2 movies beyond Evolution.

That means that, while most of us are hoping for and pleading with Akira Toriyama and Funimation to allow production of the EngDub version of Battle of Gods (It's a weird premise, but a good movie), we are instead being courted with another abomination to the anime with which no few of us grew up with and continue to love deeply.

There are no words to express both my sorrow and my anger. So much anger.

Here I am hoping Toriyama sees the success from Battle of Gods and the cries of despair at GT and decides to declare GT NOT CANNON!!! and continue production of AT LEAST the manga and give us something to look forward to with hope and declarations of salvation rather than tears and feelings of abandonment brought to you in part by 20th Century Fox, and instead I am shown the very reason why Americans are not trusted with the creation and development of anything beyond a Sunday Comic strip.

Expect this travesty in a theater near you, 2015.

 

I watched Evolution even after I saw everyone's terrible reviews. Worst 2 dollars I ever spent. Pretty much the only similarity between the movie and the real thing was the name. I find it quite hilarious that they even think 2 more sequels would be a good idea.

 

The contract was signed for 3 movies.
Also, I tried to get my money back, but RedBox doesn't play nice.

It just sat there, silent.... I think it was ignoring me.