Because she is addicted to her old trampoline but unfortunately her trampoline broke. Daddy, Why is mommy slaps me everytime I say Pizza? Like what chica says
what? that doesn't make much sense Mommy, why the hell did Daddy say I have a stubby tail, fur, triangle ears, and am 2 feet tall?
because he drank too much alchohol and his brain said it was a good idea to poke someone in the stomach with a knife. mommy why daddy never home anymore?
Because your daddy didn't believe in miracles, and Mommy was the only one he had, but daddy didn't notice. So they broke up, got divorced. lol i just made it sad. Mommy, why did Daddy drink too much starbucks?
because he's a white girl in disguise as your daddy. daddy why is mommy making noises that sound like pain?
Because when she gets a stomache (Stoma Ache) she thinks that she is giving birth to an alien. Daddy, why is mommy striping in a casino in los vegas? I saw her in the tv
Because she wants to be a candycane. (Get it? Striping? Because they misspelled it? Hahahaha! Sorry...) Sissy, why won't any of the other kids follow the rules of the game?
Because they're cheaters, and when they cheat, they think that you're better at them at the game. So in order to be better, they think that cheating is good. Sissy, why did Daddy put his face to Mommy's 'upper chest' where her.. spheres.. are..?
isnt it mommy why did, because they are getting divorced cuz they hate eachother Mommy what is school?
its this place where they shove useless information in your head Daddy why is this man in a white van offering me candy?
