❤Mommy, Why Did Daddy..❤︎

Because my abortion didn't fail.
Daddy, why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

It does, as soon as it's dry. That's why you can't get dry glue out of the bottle.

Mommy, where do babies come from?

 

Because you asked the question wrong.

Mommy why did daddy cross the road?

 

To marry the girl on the other side

Mommy why is daddy touching my no-no?

 

Because he's changing your diaper.

Mommy why is daddy watching ESPN? ....again

 

Because he likes it.

Daddy, why is mommy putting her face on that man?

 

This is so f***ed up...

 

Because daddy got divorced with mommy and is looking for another man.

Daddy, why did mommy start watching "How I Met Your Mother" and eating icecream? (With mascara going down from her eyes)

 

Because she's sad that none of you are even playing the game right.

Mummy, why did daddy call me a pumpkin?

 

wat? o.o It's a kiss, What's so f***ed up about that?

 

Because ur room is full of snow and ice.

Mummy, why did daddy tried selling me to the neighbors beside us?

 

Because his taxes were due.

Mommy, why did daddy start to eat my sister?

 

because she was a mistake and we're running out of food.

daddy why is mommy packing?

 

To let daddy to be the new mommy..

Mommy, why daddy is trying to find a vampire?

 

to live out his fantasies of being a vampire.

daddy why is mommy eating raw steak?

 

To try getting AIDS.

Daddy, Why is mommy trying to kill a lion?

 

Because momma bear just came outta her cage

Daddy, since when is Jennie my mommy?

 

Since she Ate Pizza that U sent it to her using gmail.

Daddy, Since when Lemonade is mommy? But the problem is I love lemonade and Ima gonna drink it!

 

I'm not even going to begin how dirty that sounds, and I don't understand the question
moving on

dad why is mom doing the dishes and you're not

 

Because daddy has to work

Daddy why is mommy bouncing on the bed?