❤Mommy, Why Did Daddy..❤︎

❤︎ Okay, so basically all you have to do is answer the person's question above you. ❤︎
❤︎ EXAMPLE ❤︎
Me: Mommy, why did daddy and sissy eat all the pancakes?
Love__ (She starts) Answer: Because daddy and sissy were hungry. Mommy, why did sissy become a mod?
Me: Oh. Because sissy's awesome. Mommy, why did brother eat MY pancakes?
And so on.

I will start. Mk.
Mommy, why did daddy take a shower?​

 

Because daddy was dirty.
Mommy, why did daddy go away for the day?

 

Because he needed to do business
Mommy, why did daddy take a walk?

 

Because daddy wanted to get fitter.
Mommy, why did daddy shout at you?

 

Because daddy was drunk
Mommy, why did daddy not come home today?

 

Bc he died, rip.

Mom, why did dad eat the last slice of pizza ;_;

 

Netflix and chill

Mum, why did you kiss dad yo

 

Well this turned sexual

 

And you are enjoying it

 

Because he had cherry lip balm on and I wanted a taste

Mummy, who was that man at the door?

 

Your real dad.

Daddy, why doesn't mommy ever compliment me?

 

Daddy, of course.
Mommy, who am I?

 

*Facepalm*
Mommy, why did daddy jump off the window?

 

Daddy jumped off the window because he was looking for your teddy bear.
Mommy, why did sissy break the computer?

 

This is creepy as hell.

 

Because sissy wants to become a detective some day and she used the computer to practice breaking people.

Mummy, why did daddy leave?

 

- Because daddy didnt like you

- Mummy, why was i an accident?

 

-I will not answer that question as I love all my children equally.

-Mommy, why did you and daddy move away from each other?! I heard somethin bout divorce..

 

I am

 

It is because Daddy thought the house was very pretty and bought it, and now he has to stay there and look after it.

Mummy, why did daddy make me watch fast and furious?