Yeah but they're not in pink font like what you always type in! Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!
I'm gonna try and think some up myself :l Wow, that's one ugly baby. Like father like son, they say. You're like the flower on a bush, bound to get your neck snapped because of how you look. You're tiring to be around. I keep having to use big motions and short words so you understand me. Let's try and count as high as your mental age. It should only take one syllable, so I can't imagine you'll find it too hard. Sorry those and pretty bad, but I came up with them on the spot so >3<
You are like a cactus, They are JAGGED! Oh, shut up you Ivy gourd! Your photography skills are like straws, meaning they suck. (A bit of a pun too!) (Last one.) ‘Will you put those prickles away!, I’m talking to you! You overgrown pin-cushion!’
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! Don't you need a license to be that ugly? I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission! If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. If your brain was chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M. Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds. You're so ugly, it looks like you fell off an ugly tree, and hit all the branches on the way down.
