500 Stupid Ways To Die

Alright I have seen a TON of these going on lately so lets start one! Reply below with your stupid way to die I'll start
Note:This Can Be In Real Life Or In Minecraft
1.)Drowning In A Port-a-Potty

 

dieing on the loo :/

 

be me and die while building a stone generator and lost diamond chestplate, diamond boots, diamond leggings, diamond sword, diamond pickaxe, 4 stacks cobblestone, 54 redstone, 20 repeaters, 19 torches and last but not least 57 pistons

 

Forgetting to /god while at /warp mob and going afk

 

You cant die at /warp mob xD

Edit: You can again!

 

Forgets to turn on /fly every time you come on the server.

 

Choking on water.

 

Getting tied down on a table, ants slowly pick away your flesh

 

Plucking your nails away with pliers then breaking each finger one by one, and finished off by cutting your fingers one by one.
Pure torture.

 

Breaking all of the bones on just one side of your body.

 

Senpai not noticing you.

 

falling asleep while eating a big bowl of icecream your head falling into and slowly drowning as it melts

 

This is what happens when one reads "Torment" -.-

 

12. Get killed like the man in "Torment" the Creepypasta I wrote.

 

^This is supposed to be ways to die, not ways to be tortured...

 

You can die from torture.

 

JJ very true

 

13. be squashed by a walrus

 

NO NO NO
TORTURE IS NOT DEATH
TORTURE IS WORSE THAN DEATH

 

look at Shrek