Near death experiences?

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1. Slid down the stairs on my stomach, headfirst. Nearly crashed into a wall.
It was really scary, but then when I got up I was like "Wow that was epic" and slid down again and again.
Happened when I was 7, and I thought I was going to die, I nearly did smash my head tho.

2. I thought I could swing on vines and I did, and the thin branchy vine thing snapped. I smashed into a fence.
Happened when I was around 8.

3. Jumped down the side of the stairs, it was around 3 meters. I didn't hang on and slide down, that would make it around 1meter. I jumped down from the stairs, and twisted my ankle.
Did this a few months ago.

4. I was hanging off the monkey bars when my arm got stuck somehow and I backflipped and nearly hit my head.
A year ago?

Yeah, that's it. Oh wait, I also jumped out of my bedroom window.

 

1. Nearly drowned when some kid decided to sit on me in the pool XD
2. Nearly drowned when I couldn't swim and my mum told me to go down a slide and she'd catch me on the other side. She was waiting at the end of the wrong slide and some random stranger caught me.
3. Got hit by a car when I was 9. But it wasn't going fast enough to kill me.
4. Threatened to be shot by a farmer with a shotgun when I was trespassing over his land. He had the right to, luckily he wasn't a phyco.

 

omg that happened to my dog once, because he was scaring some sheep in a field the farmer got out his gun and we had to run out

 

When my mum got her tonsils removed, the surgeon cut the back of her neck and it was like gushing of blood..
So if people didn't donate their blood to my mother, I wouldn't be here right now so I guess I can't count that as near death experience.

 

XD
Best not to run, he might have shot. I just stood my ground and let him point that gun at my head. If I'm dying, I'm not dying a coward XD

 

eh, i don't think my dog getting shot would count as cowardly

 

I got a penny stuck in my esophagus when I was 2 at walmart


I almost got knocked out at the bottom of a pool

 

I don't think the majority of you know what the meaning of "near-death experience" means, like at all. You should google it, there are lots of interesting stories about it.

 

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Almost got hit by a car in New York.
Three Times.

And I drowned when I was like 7 and got CPR etc.

 

Almost drowned by getting stuck under a giant floating raft in a pool..

Got dropped down the stairs as a child.

Almost died from a bloody nose... I had absolutely no blood left in my body. Had to go to the ER.. On my 6th birthday...

My dog ran into the street and I went to go save her... poor puppy got hit, luckily I didn't.
Almost went into a coma once.

Some heart problems / Small attacks

Eating chocolate... (Ty keeper_of_flame ) xD
I actually found out that I'm not as allergic to it as I used to be. Meaning I won't die if I eat it.. xD

 

OKAY! I distinctly remember telling you not to eat it AFTER you said you were allergic. It's not my fault that chocolate is amazing. ;-;

 

My dad once passed out because he had low-blood pressure or something like that...?
He said that when it happened, he saw all white. It wasn't scary, and he saw a figure. He just remembers saying something like "I'm not ready yet".
Then he came conscious.

I'd like to believe what he said is true. Near-death experiences are amazing, imo.



Freakin' amazing.

 

When I was like 3 or 4 i climed over the child gate at the top of the stairs and fell down them. I broke my leg and the doctor told my parents that babies can't break bones needless to say went to a new doctor.

When I was around 11 probably I wanted to try to one up mermaids and I got a pair of old sweatpants. I stuck my legs and arms into one leg hole and rolled into the deep end. Thankfully my parents were in the water and after about 30 secs they noticed me and pulled me out.

 

I've nearly been ran over a lot, that's about it but it happens regularly.

 

When I was 4, I thought it would be a good idea to put a towel over my head and run around my house. I ended up cracking my head open on the corner of a table. Also I broke my foot in a ball pit that same year.

 

I broke the corner off a marble table once



With my head

 

I've had a few. 2 of them we're pure luck of being alive. One was a car wreck when I was 4. Should of been killed. Car was completely caved in on my side and my car seat ripped off the belt and tossed me. Came out pretty bruised up and that's it. The other was another wreck a year ago. I got boned on a highway intersection and pinned against a guardrail. Wasn't wearing my seatbelt and I remember for a fact my body did not move an inch like I was being held back from moving extremely weird experience.

The last one was more of stupidity on my part. We were on a float trip and there was this area where the water current was pretty heavy and it led into a cave like hole under some logs. We were behind a group of kids who Lost control of the canoe they had and it flipped on them and they were trapped in that current between a log. One of my buddies and I jumped in and swam over to get them out. I got myself stuck in that current and ended up under the canoe unable to pull back up. I ran out of breath and I eventually let go and hoped for the best and ran into a large rock to which I was able to pull back up.

That's about it for me.

 

A few, but the worst would've been when some dumbass swerved completly out of his lane to avoid a god damn fake plant. Almost created a pile up