Funny Quotes?

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    I was wondering if anybody would like me to start posting funny Quotes?
     
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    I wouldnt mind.
     
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    "You can't buy Happiness. But you can buy icecream, and that's pretty much the same thing."

    -Unknown
     
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    FHRITP
     
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    "In the land of skunks, he who has no nose shall be king."

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    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for Disney Cinderella Diamond Edition, I can tell you I don't have it. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a interesting dinner. Skills that make me a nightmare for food like you. If you let my sandwhich go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat you.
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    Life is short Smile while you still have teeth! ;)
     
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    Time is precious waste it wisely! ;)
     
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    After tuesday even the calendar goes W T F! ;)
     
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    All my life i thought air was free, until i bought a bag of chips! ;)
     
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    These quotes are to get us started but starting now i will post one a day?! :) Its ok to Smile right?
     
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    "Pikachu"

    -Pikachu
     
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    "Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you" - Anonymous
     
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    "It's your parents fault for how you turned out, It's your fault for staying that way" - Anonymous
     
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    "I got banned m8, mods gonna h8, cause i'm too gr8, they are irr8, they took the b8, great deb8. I still r8 8/8"

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    - ded -

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    "When life gives you lemons you freeze them and throw them at Terrick" - Dewmellon 2k14
     
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    2 wrongs don't make a right, but they do make you equal (two negatives = a positive)
     
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    When life gives you lemons, just order pizza.
     
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