King of the Hill

Stealing this idea from some other forum you don't care about.

The Rules:
-You may use anything to take the hill from the previous owner. Quite literally.
-Nothing is off-limits, for example, you may assume you have many Christmas elves to kamikaze or otherwise co-ordinate or synchronize your actions, but try to rely on yourself.
-Don't destroy the hill.
-End your post with ''I'm the king of the hill.''
Mods, feel free to add other rules at your own will if you feel this could get out of hand.

I'll start:
I created the hill with my bare hands. I'm the king of the hill.

 

I duplicated myself billions of times and made a human billboard to claim it as mine. I'm the king of the hill.

 

(Slightly off topic)
King of the hill omg Old hellblock times..

 

I buried the hill under 5 metres of dirt, and everyone on it. Im now the king of the hill.

 

I told xdras to move & he moved, since I own him & he's my servant. I am now the True King of the Hill.

 

SourceForums lies, I am still the king of the hill

 

Hehe, just joking...I set the hill on fire, then wore a fire resistant suit to get on it. I am now the King of the Hill. :3