Diamonds for Cheese!

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  1. Pledgefree
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    I love cheesy jokes! This contest will be for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. The best to third best will be the winners. They must be CLEAN tho. Nothing inappropriate will be considered. I decide the winners. Remember lame and cheesy.
    1st place = 5 diamonds
    2nd place = 1 spawner
    3rd place = 1 diamond

    Example -
    What happened when the baker backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work :>:facepalm:

    I'll post the winners Sunday. Repeats of prior jokes will not be accepted as it's already been posted
     
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    What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!
     
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    why are pirates pirates?
    because they just arrrrrr

    *ba dum tis"
     
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  4. Archeopstoms
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    Two men walked into a pub.
    When they came out when of 'em was a duck.

    A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

    Why was the boy sad?
    There was a frog stapled to his face

    GG xD
     
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    ok
     
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    Where do pirates go for coffee in the morning?


    Arrrr bucks!

    :t
     
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    3 blind men walked into a bar
    no wonder.
     
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    What do you call an aligator in a vest?
    An investigator
     
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    Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
    Nevermind, it's too...
    ...cheesy.
     
    Pizza, Dec 10, 2014
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    I'm liking them so far!
     
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    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho Cheese.

    Why did the cookie cry?
    Because his mother had been a wafer so long.

    How did the Italian chef die?
    He pasta way.

    What do gay horses eat?
    Marti Grass
     
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    My vaccum broke while I was cleaning and I don't know if the situation sucks or not.
     
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    I've used a couple of these i've red irl so far :) Keep em coming
     
    Pledgefree, Dec 12, 2014
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    My best one is probably this,
    (Science jokes lol)

    Why can't you trust atoms?
    Because they make stuff up.
     
    Describe, Dec 12, 2014
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    Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
    Because its pointless!
     
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    Its snew.
    "Whats snew?"
    "Nothing, what snew with you?"

    It's updog
    "What's updog?"
    "Nothing. Whats up dog?
     
    poggers, Dec 14, 2014
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    What's a moths life moto? Always look on the bright side.

    Not many people get it but please tell me if you do.
     
    TheCuddlyKitty101, Dec 14, 2014
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    Why did the aeroplane crash?

    Because the driver was a tomato.
     
    xdras, Dec 14, 2014
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    Stupid cheesy jokes;
    Q; What cheese surrounds a castle?
    A; 'Moat'zeralla

    Q; What cheese do beavers like?
    A; eDam ;D

    Stuff this.
    I feel bad for cheese now.
    We need to apologize to them.
    :-:
     
    sophia, Dec 15, 2014
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    BobyFresh, Dec 15, 2014
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