Chicago Pizza Rant

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  1. Darkify
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    Now, some of you may heard this rant, some not. When I came back from my vacation, I got spammed on my profile "Chicago Pizza" (Thanks bobyfresh11291) and people asked about it. For one thing, I despise Chicago pizza. Not only is it not better than New York Pizza... Its not pizza!
    [​IMG] < The picture of Chicago Pizza. (Looks like a casserole...)

    So you've got the dough on the bottom, right? Then they melt cheese on it...And to defy God and every thing holy, they put uncooked marinera sause ATOP the cheese. ATOP. The cheese! Atop! The sause, naked, exposed like a sauce who're. Its a bread bowl filled with tomato soup. Its an above ground marinera swimming pool for rats. Lemme tell you more about this NOT flippin pizza:
    I wanna know that if I ever get drunk someday and I go get some pizza that when I pass out on my pizza, I won't drown! I could legit throw a coin in it and make a wish. And if I could make that wish, I'd wish for some real pizza.

    Also, I apologize if I offend those who are from Chicago and like their pizza. Its just... I can't. Keep in mind that I am a New Yorker and I adore New York pizza (Next to the Italians, of course).

    Hope you enjoyed and peaches
    -Darkeh
     
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    THANK YOU
     
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    IF I EVER GO TO CHICAGO, I'M NOT GETTING PIZZA
     
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    Darkeh, why did you not save some for meh? HARDEH
     
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    i'll go get pizza just to take a picture and send it to you :t
     
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    FINALLYYYYY




    NOW DO SLOTHS
     
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    thats not pizza, but whatever it is i want to eat it
     
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    ohhh so that's from where babies come from
     
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    They use a skillet to make it... its a skillet! You bake cake on that stuff! You could use that skillet wiser and fend off someone trying to give you that disgrace you call pizza.
     
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    Omg that's just.. basukjasdads :wtf:
     
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    I looked up Chicago deep dish on Pizza and I have to say the one you presented must be one of the less appetising ones. But, it's whatever floats your boat when it comes to foods.
     
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    It just looks really fatning to me... xP
     
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    I've tried it myself when I went to Chicago. And its never presented in a neat matter. And it tastes terrible. Not as bad as warm up pizza bit yuck.
     
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    Ew, I'm not trying it then. xD
     
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    u trying to say something about microwave pizza :shifty:
     
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    Yes I am. Fight me irl about it.
     
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    wnt to fit me m8 well get rdy 2 get rekt liek a sausage warzune
     
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    m8 gt redy 2 gt rekt bi da strongkest pursun here
     
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    tek chilz pilzz ur too hurdkore 4 me i surr at 20 ffa bie i scared
     
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    no bb pls i sori 2 scur yhu
     
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