Pun Battle

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  1. Enderchew
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    The only reason why I am making such bad puns because all the good ones argon(are gone)
     
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    If silver surfer and Iron man teamed, they'd be ALLOYS! (allies)
     
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    How do you know when you're drowning in milk?

    When it's pasteurised.
     
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    How does Moses make his tea


    Wait for it



    Hebrews it...

    I'm terrible
     
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    No need to be nosy. *touches nose*
     
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    3cats walk into a bar. ouch

    What's long and hard and filled with sea men? A submarine

    What starts with f and ends in uck? Fire truck

    I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf this thread alone...
    What am I doing with my life...
     
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    Idk if this counts but... Here an awesome pic
     
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    I'm gonna start postin pics to make up for my puns.
    image.jpg
     
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    ... you will understand when ur older
    :shifty:
     
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    I thought about getting a shirt with that on it, saw one a few days ago.
     
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    A man sent 10 puns into a contest, hoping at least 1 would win. Unfortunately...

    No pun in 10 did! (No pun intended, get it? xD I crack myself up haha dang I have a sad life :eh)
     
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    What kind of tree has the most bark
    A dogwood

    Time flys like a cheetah fruit flies like a banana.

    ... I need to stop before someone gets hurt
     
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    And another pic
    image.jpg
     
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    It takes ten tickles to make a squid laugh. (Get it? Tentacles, Ten Tickles? XD)
     
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    I got a great one about paper...

    nvm its TEARABLE
     
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    puddinguy62, Apr 16, 2014
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    Hey do you need a ark? Because I Noah guy.
     
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    When a sheep dies, the farmer says "It's pasture time!"
     
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    male man is redundant
     
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