Funny moments from your childhood?

Self-explanatory. I'll start.

Back when I was around 6 or 7, my parents would argue all the time and would occasionally let slip a cuss word. It would immediately be followed by "Pardon my French."

About halfway through second grade, I remember my teacher brought a little girl into the class and said "Everyone, this is Fontine. She's from France! Does anyone here speak French?" Of course, my hand immediately shot up.

Apparently I did not know French.

 

A few years ago, I accidentally ate half of a jalapeno pepper (Accidentally because I ate half of it in one bite, and didn't know it was a jalapeno... ;-; ).... Let's just say that I will never forget that day... and the worst part of it was, my parents were laughing at me the whole time...

 

I had this thing that would spit out water, and I used to spray it on teenagers

Some weird girl was smoking on the playgroud outside my old house, so we bugged her for an hour and she went to my dad to complain but he instead shouted at her for smoking near kids

Me and my friends would steal dirt from people and throw it around at everything

Me and my friends would prank call on the little phone like things to call an apartment in a building, and we'd called #4 a lot, and ask if our friend was there, but it was a wrong number, but we would still call as a joke, but the person there found out and screamed at my friend

Me and my friends made a little shop thing in my garden and we made toast popcorn and many other things, but out dog bit some of the cheese we made for the toast, but we'd still sell it, and people were like "What makes this cheese so good?".

There's many more things I could say, but this is all I can think of

 

Dat second last paragraph xD

 

When I was a kid I was called chew adds because I had so much hair....

That awkward evough?

 

Confusing enough.

 

I got a Nerd, stuck up my nose and It took a doctor to remove it ;-; when I was 5.. and forever the kids at school and the teachers called me Nerd nose..