"Fractured Story" (Group story creation)

But what licked him?

 

It was none other than a human. Who are you? He asked.

 

"It's me, Santa Claus" said the mystery licker

 

But the lick was also super salty. "but your breathe smells like salt!" Quinton exclaims. "Just kidding, my name is Amy" says the licker

 

Amy liked to go around licking people, whilst dressed up as Santa Claus, it was her favourite hobby.

 

Luckily, Quinton doesn't have eyes, so he doesn't have to witness such a obscure sight. "Amy, can you help me? I can't see and I have no arms. All I have for legs are these wheels." he asks.

 

Amy then got the idea that it would be a hilarious prank to steal Quinton's wheels and leave him with nothing, so she did.

 

Suddenly, out of nowhere, chuck Norris appears. Time becomes frozen still. Chuck Norris reverses the time on Quinton's body to the state it was before he seared his eyebrows off, plucked his eyes out, and chopped his arms and legs off. Quinton was returned to a normal human being. As a joke, Chuck Norris places banana peels in front of amy's feet, he vanishes and returns time to normal. Amy slips on the banana peels, and Quinton is back to normal. But now they both find themselves stuck in a desert, hungry and thirsty.

 

*His Limbs are mechanical *

 

Quinton leaves for work until...

 

His arms malfunctioned and his dog got wet in a puddle of water. He was stuck in the middle of a busy main road.

 

He woke up from his dream, still in the desert. Remembering that his dog ran off, and his arms and legs were thankfully normal and human. Amy is licking the sand out of thirst.

 

And then he died of hunger but came back to life as a ghost.

 

Amy stopped licking the sand and stopped. Her jaw wide open and tongue hanging out in fright of the ghost.

 

To be continued

in

"The Endless Cycle of Quinton."

 

The Endless Cycle of Quinton: Chapter one
Quinton got a cat named Beans

 

Sorry, It's on a separate thread.