N <uuuuuuuu they will be mine! Like mine I mean mine! Not yours but mine! Even though doggies and wolves are cool! Mine!
The First Day: It's hot! That's the first thing I feel. And it's strangely quiet...too quiet, like a stilled stillness that has topped everything, as if a higher being came and ripped me from reality, ripped away my sense of sound, my sense of touch, my sense of smell. This stillness is like darkness, one that is alive, and swallows everything into nothingness. Its hunger can never be sated. This stillness is frightening. It is something that one should never experience. It's as if... Chirp ... Chirp... Chirp. Suddenly the silence ends. Then I notice the singing of the morning birds. The sound is honey to my ears; I stay still as I hear the concert of chirping, tweets, and whistles. When it finally ends, I open my eyes and am immediately blinded by the sun’s rays as they penetrate the canopy of the trees above me. As I try to move, I find my body in pain. It feels as if I was struck by an explosion one large enough to blow me a mile away. I can't feel my muscles as I try to move and finally start to move, half crawling, half dragging myself to a position underneath a tree. A million questions pop into my mind as I finally sit beneath the tree. What happened? Where am I? Why does my body hurt? Who am I? This last question bothers me the most since I have no memories of anything previous the stillness. I feel a shiver run down my spine, as I recall the thought of the stillness that I was in. That place will haunt me forever. I crawl over to a nearby stream to get a drink of water, and that’s when I see myself. I look like a wreck. I’m covered with scars, and bruises. My nose is bleeding slightly. It looks like I was in a train wreck. I look closer to inspect my wounds and I notice a little writing on my shirt. It looks like a name-tag. It’s been badly worn however, and upon closer inspecting, I’m able to read… Hello My Name Is Noob…. Crew. My name is Noob-Crew? Wow, it’s a real great name, but hey who knows, it might spark a memory, and someone might know me by that name so I’ll keep it. As I look around I find myself in a forest. I see wild boars running around with their piglets. There are sheep and cows frolicking in the grassy pains nearby. In the distance I hear wolves howling. At this point I know I have to hide, because if those wolves find me I’m a dead man. So I summon my strength and try standing again, the water I drank really helped me out a lot. As I finally stand up, I start to see dots…. Whoa I’ve got to take it easy or I might faint. As I stand up, I notice that it’s getting pretty dark out, so I set out to find the nearest civilization that I can. As I start walking, the sun goes down, and the first thing I do is to try to start a fire, my dad always told me to have a fire to keep away wild animals. As I stumble in the dark, I see an apple tree, finally some food. I pluck myself some apples and I eat a buffet of apples for dinner. When I’m done eating I find a dead cow nearby. That’s when I feel the fear of being attacked by wolves. Now I know I’m their territory. I take a bone from the dead cow, and sharpen it on a rock, creating a knife, which I use to skin the cow. I use its leathery pelt to create some bags. After cleaning them in the stream, I fill them with water and apples. I then climb the tallest tree nearby and settle in for the night, knowing that the wolves won’t be able to reach me up there. I should be safe for the night. My First Night Or My Last? It’s the middle of the night when I hear them. I wake to the sound of moaning, and the rattling of bones. As I look down I see them walking around killing everything they can. Even though it’s hard for me to believe it, they’re there… The Undead!! Zombies and Skeletons that have risen from their graves are walking on land once again. The zombies attack in hordes killing off the livestock. They bite chunks off the animals as they run past, I see the innards of the cows as they run, braying terrified of these unholy creatures. The skeletons are walking around shooting the animals and each other with bows. They shoot to kill, and the more devilish one maim them giving them a slow and painful death. Ssssss… What was that? It sounded like a snake. Is there a snake on my tree? As I look around I notice a tall green thing standing on four tiny stubby legs walking around. What kind of monstrosity was this creature? As I’m watching a stray arrow flies and hit the green creature. It then flashes and runs toward the skeleton that shot it all the while hissing louder and flashing brighter. When it gets close enough to the skeleton it goes off and freaking explodes. The blast takes out the nearby cows and zombies. I’m terrified by these monsters, as that is what the creatures can only be. They attack in mobs and so I shall dub them mobs. As I wonder how I’m going to escape the notice of these creatures I’m attack from behind. A SPIDER CLIMBED THE TREE!! I always hated those insects and now they’ve become huge. The impact pushes me off the branch that I’m hiding on. As I fall, I can’t help screaming in shock. When I finally hit the floor I look around to notice that I have become the interest of every mob in the vicinity. I stand up calmly, turn around and run like hell away from those damned creatures. I trip on some rocks and fall hard. I immediately get back up and run. By now I’m panting heavily and almost out of breath. I mean it was just this morning that I woke up. This was way over my head. I see a lake and I run for it, hopeful that the creatures can’t swim. I dive into the water and swim as fast as I can towards the other shore. I strafe in the water a bit to turn around to see if they can follow me, ready to laugh at their futile attempt to chase me in water, my gut drops and the laugh dies on my tongue as I see them swimming after me. My only advantage is that they are slow swimmers, but that is short-lived as the skeletons let loose their arrows. I dive to avoid them, and a few scratch my skin, drawing fresh blood. I swim for my life, and get out of the lake in about 3 minutes, leaving the creatures swimming halfway in the lake. I get out and run, trying to take the advantage of every opportunity given to me. After running for about an hour, I see a little light in the distance. My hope grows as I see a little village. I’m Saved! I run to the village hoping to see people who can help me battle these hideous creatures, but fate had a different plan in mind. As I approached the village I saw that it was half destroyed, the villagers were being attacked by a zombie hoard, and were slowly infecting them one by one. There was only one villager left, a small child. He ran as fast as he could, which was pretty quick, I doubt even I could keep up with him. I ran to save him from the creatures of the dark. The little guy saw me and ran towards me. But I have to say he was pretty stupid because when he got to me all he said was, ‘Would you like to buy something traveler?’ I almost hit the kid for being so stupid, but when I went to grab him out of harm’s way he ran from me, and straight into the mob of zombies. NOOOOO! I yelled as he was slowly infected by the creatures. I left in tears, sad that I couldn’t even save one little boy. But while I wasn’t looking I became surrounded by the creatures. I had no escape but I knew one thing for sure. I wouldn’t go down without a fight. I ran into a building, the blacksmith, and open his storage room. I saw tons of weapons and I grabbed a diamond sword and some leather armor. I THEN TURNED AND RAN STRAIGHT INTO THE HORDE AND STARTED SWINGING MY DIAMOND SWORD. Swing, Swing, Swing My Sword, Sword! That night I was not bored, bored! Cuz I swung my sword, sword. I even broke the floorboards!* The Aftermath: Afterwards I was standing in a pool of blood. Not mine but the blood of all those creatures. I felt triumphant, but my armor was ripped to shreds. As I looked into the forest to see if any more monsters were coming, I saw something else. Another Human!! He was pale, had slits for eyes, and had an electrical aura around him. His eyes were pure white. He looked at me, and it seemed like he was staring at me in anger. He moved incredibly fast, and was in front of me in an instant. He hit me and I flew, literally flew, into a house 100 feet away! He then grabbed me by my neck and pushed me up against the wall. He then said, “Listen to me Human!” He spat out the word like it was a curse. “Those were my creations that you killed. You killed them as if they didn’t deserve to live.” He then proceeded to throw me around as if I was a piece of garbage. “Of-course I killed them…” I gasped, breathing heavily. Wouldn’t you if u out ran a horde of zombies, then slayed that same giant horde, with a single sword, and petty armor. “They killed people as if they were made to -” Of-course they were made to kill!” The strange man said laughing horribly. I hate this world, and all of its inhabitants so I’ll wipe them out and replace them with my minions and then I’ll rule the world.” “You’ll Never Succeed!” I coughed out, along with a mouthful of blood, right into his face. “There will be someone who will stop you!” I say as my vision darkens from the lack of oxygen. “Oh but I have Succeeded.” He replied giddily. He wiped the blood from his face and licked hi fingers cleaning them from my blood. “I’ve already wiped out most of humanity. There are only a few left. And soon my minions will kill them, and turn them over to my side! How did u expect me to create such a mass army? I turned the filthy humans on themselves!” He tells me as he laughs evilly. “Now I believe it is time for you to die. Goodbye, you trash.” He says with such finality that I believe him. I know that this is the end for me. As he tightens his grip the sun comes out and another man attacks this evil core spawned Satan. “You will not claim this one Herobrine! He is destined for something greater than you could possibly imagine.” Said the man who attacked the Satan. “Aach! Notch, this is just like you, to come in and try to be the hero at the last second, well look how that happened the last time. Humanity was wiped out.” “I will not repeat that mistake a second time, and I will not let you go free with your life either! Last time was because I thought there was some good in you, but you… you -” Notch stammered. “Yes brother I killed our parents. That’s right, I was sick of them, they were so feeble so I killed them, and then I went after humanity. They are a plague to this world!” Herobrine replied. “Oh and you’re creatures aren’t?” Notch said mockingly. “Better them, since they’re under my control than the humans who thought of freedom.” Herobrine said in a sneer. “So what you’re really after is power you cannibal!” Notch said in anger. “Of-course and now to take my leave! Save your precious friend if you can Notch!” Herobrine retorted and threw his sword at me. Notch dove to catch it, but was too slow, as the sword imbedded itself into my chest, stabbing my heart. HAHAHAHA, Herobrine laughed in his maniacal way. “No!” Notch yelled! He ran to me, pulled out the sword, and picked me up in his arms. Then he started to glow. That was all I saw before blacking out. I'm back in the darkness... The horrible darkness. This time I feel cold, as if I was naked in a blizzard, I will freeze to death if I don't get warm. Then I see a light. The coldness backs away, as if held at bay. I float to it wondering what it could possibly be. The light started to flash brightly, and it spoke.... The freaking light spoke... "Noob-Crew, you've been cursed by Herobrine. You need to dispel this curse; you must imagine yourself a new body, for your old one has been destroyed by the curse. Create for yourself a new body to fight against this darkness." "Damn.” so I guess that means I died. Anyways all I really want is to never be that cold again. So I want to be something warm, not blazing, I mean I don't want to be a molten puddle. I know I'll be a dragon. "Have you chosen a new form...? Then think on it as hard as u can and nothing else, or you be mutated." The voice warned. "Ok I understand." I then start to think about dragons, their ability to fly... Ah I'm so cold, I'm going to go to sleep, and I start counting sheep. One sheep... Two sheep........One Hundred and Thirty-Two.... Wait what no I messed up quick back to the dragon... "You're new body has been made!" The voice said. "Here's an image of it." I turn and I see myself. I look in horror as I realized that I've turned myself into a sheep! "Nooooo! This is a mistake." I cried. "It was an accident change me back!" "It is too late, the transformation has been completed. At least you can fly." the voice said as a matter of fact. "Now wake the hell up!"
The Meeting: What I was asleep! I open my eyes to the blinding rays of the sun; this time there's no canopy to halt its approach. I stand up and see a few clouds floating by my feet. How the hell did I end up on a mountain? I look around and I see other people staring at me. "Well that's something new... A sheep standing two legs and scratching his head." Said a weird man with a pumpkin for a head. "But he does have a nice cape." Said another with stripped baggy pants and a jacket. This guy had a tuft of hair on his upper lip. Wow that mustache looked out of place on his face, but it was pretty cool. “What? What are you guys talking about? I’m no sheep.” I say, “I was a human who was turned into one, by some Herobrine guy.” “Oh I’m sorry. I thought you were a strange sheep. The name is Creekz. I also was attacked by Herobrine and ended up like this.” Said the pumpkin headed man. “I’m sorry as well…. Sorry that the both of u look ridiculous. Hahaha.” Replied the baggy pants man, who had a horrible face for that ‘stach. “Ignore Mr. Jerk over there. He’s a terrible joker. His name’s Cypriot by the way. What’s yours?” Creekz said while rolling his eyes at Cypriot. “Noob-Crew…. My name is Noob-Crew.” I say with a frown. I really didn’t like Cypriot already. “Why am I?” “Were on some kind of airplane …. I think.” Creekz said. “And Cypriot really isn’t a bad guy. He just has a terrible sense of humor. I blame the doctor who dropped him on his head when he was born.” “Hey shut up Creekz. Don’t believe that Noob. I’m actually a nice guy; I just didn’t expect to see a talking sheep here all of a sudden. When Notch brought u here I thought you were supposed to be dinner.” Cypriot said. “Was that supposed to be another joke?” I say sarcastically. “Nah it wasn’t but I thought it was when he said that you were a human. I thought he had a real sense of humor.” Cypriot told me. “So yeah I’m also not a fan of this Herobrine guy myself. I never met him, but he did blow up the world and kill everyone including my family so I really hate that guy. I want to take him out but Notch said not to. He said he was too powerful for us.” “And I was turned into this horrible thing when I met him,” said Creekz, “and he thought it was funny. After-wards, I wanted to get back at him but never found him, so instead I went to a village to get some food and I was run out of town because of my head. I got angry at them so I terrorized them for a couple centuries saying my name was the head-less horseman. Of course after the explosion, my horse died, so I went looking for him, and Notch found me. He brought me her, and said that we were supposed to wait for someone, whomever some guy that’s on this airplane spoke to. Well I guess since you’re here we might as well go talk to him.” “What do you mean?” I asked. “The Historian! He knows everything and you’re past as well. If you’re so special like Notch said you were then you must be the one. Let’s go!” Cypriot said. And so we took off, we walked to the other side of the airplane, which looked like a mountain top from the inside, to a door made of steel. “Press the button Noob.” Creekz said, “We’re only allowed to do so once.” “Ummm ok.” I say as I push the button. The door opens, and the sky suddenly gets dark. An eerie mist flows out from the door. “ENTER.” says the mysterious voice. “Well go on Noob.” Creekz says, “Only you can go in.” Great like I wanted to be alone in a dark room with a mysterious man who I had no idea about. “You better go before the door closes.” Cypriot says. So I do the only logical thing to do at that point…. I run away from that door as far as I can, but large white rays fly out from the door and grab me, pulling me into the door. I scream for help, but Creekz and Cypriot don’t do a thing. They can’t do anything because they are also wrapped up by the rays as well. They pull me into the door and it closes shut. “Well that was a rude thing you did there Noob.” says the mysterious voice. “What the hell do you want from me?” I yell at him. “You’re the one who rang the bell. You should know never to do that if you don’t want to go into mysterious area in the first place.” The historian says. At this point he walks out of the shadows and stand in front of me. He is a pink haired guy, with a scaly scarf and a distinct tattoo on his hand. “Who are you?” I ask him. “I go by many names…. The Historian, The Oracle, Natsu Dragneel, but my real name is Momo819.” He replies. “Momo819? Why are there numbers in your name?” I ask, “And can u get me out of these things?” “Yes of course, how silly of me.” Momo says. He snaps his fingers and the rays disappear. I fall down and land onto a chair. “Can I get you anything? Milk, cookies?” he asks. “No thanks.” I say. “Whatever. As to why my name has number, well my parents loved numbers and so they put some into my name, they were supposed to be a reference to something but I forgot what I was. But that is not why you are here Noob Crew.” “Oh and that is?” I say. “Don’t you know? You are the chosen one, the one chosen by Notch himself. You are to build a place where humanity and those who were manipulated by Herobrine, can live in peace and prosperity, away from Herobrine and those horrible creatures that he created. Yes you my young hero will create a world in the sky as humanities last hop for survival, while Notch and a brave few go out to kill Herobrine and finally make the world safe again, you have the great responsibility to protect those who cannot be protected, y building them a safe heaven.” “How am I supposed to do that? Huh? Answer me that Momo.” I say. “Well you have friends out there who can help you, Creekz and Cypriot will help you, trust them, and also those who will come after them. There were others who came before you and even though I told them to wait for you, they did not listen and instead went off to build their own safe heaven on earth. They were sadly killed or taken over to the dark side. They were brainwashed and now try to kill off humanity as well. Fortunately you killed them and saved us all.” “Wait….wait right there. I never killed anyone. Especially not some crazed out psychopaths. I think I would remember that.” I say in a confident voice. “Ah you say you wouldn’t remember killing them, huh. Well you lost your memory because of them. After you killed them you tried to stop the devastating explosion that killed the world, but you were too late and you were blown hundreds of miles away from there. I know this because we travelled together and tried to stop them but we were separated. Everyone that was there was killed other than you, because of an enchantment cast upon you by a healer.” He tells me. “Wait if that’s true wouldn’t you be dead?” I ask him suspiciously. “I would have been but I was pushed into another dimension where I was weaponless and defenseless. I had to fight Herobrine’s son, and I killed him. I came close to dying however, but I was brought here by Notch. I can never leave this room until I have been given the cure to my sickness. I have had nightmares of that day for years.” The Historian says somberly. “What happened?” I ask. “No, no I can’t tell you. We have little time as it is. Maybe if you come again, I’ll tell you what happened. The history we share. For now, however, you must build a place in the sky. That is the secret to happiness away from Herobrine. He can never reach the sky, him or his minions as long as there is nothing connecting you to the Earth. Now you must leave before you are exposed to my infection. You can come back to visit, in a few weeks, by then my sickness should be gone from our system. Good-bye old friend.” Momo819 says, as I am picked up by flames and escorted out of the room. The Spark Of A New Life: As I leave I’m surrounded by Creekz, Cypriot, and some other guys. “Hey he’s out.” says Creekz. “What happened man?” “I meet Momo819, and he told me that we should build a safe haven in the sky away from Herobrine.” “Why didn’t we think of that? It’s a genius idea!” says Cypriot. “By the way my name is Luke-of-light.” says the strange man on the right. Don’t ask me to describe him; because it hurts to look at him, he glows way too bright, like he was a sun. “And I’m Saintx.” said the last guy, he was the only one who looked normal, but he had special powers, powers that could change the laws of physics if it pleased him. I was glad he was on our side. “Who is the Historian anyways and what’s his problem?” I ask them. “Oh him, yeah well you see, according to Notch, him and some other guy went after Herobrine, and attacked his castle. They succeeded in invading, and killed off his two biggest honchos; Bertha the Witch and Xander the Mage. What happened to him, was that while his friend went to go stop the bomb that blew up the entire world, Herobrine found him and beat him up. Then Herobrine thought for fun he would disarm him and throw him into another dimension where his son was locked away.” Creekz said, “All his son did was destroy everything he touched so Notch locked him away in there to keep father and son apart. His son was a true beast; he was an enderdragon. If they ever got together than this world would fall apart and the heavens would be attacked by Herobrine, and Earth as we know it would turn into a living Hell. The dimension that he was thrown into was a dark dimension void of any warmth or light; it ate away everything, and was the perfect hunting grounds for the beast.” “What happened to him?” I asked. “This guy, Momo819, he did the un-thinkable, with no armor on, and no weapons on him he killed the enderdragon with his bare hands. You see he found a tribe of endermen, the enderdragon’s loyal slaves and killed them taking their cores, which he used to teleport around, weakening the dragon’s life force until he finally landed on top of the dragon and forced himself into the beast’s maw.” Cypriot said in amazement. “He then broke off one of the dragon’s teeth and stabbed the beast in both eyes blinding him.” “And?” I say. “Well that’s all Notch told me. You’ll have to ask him for the rest.” Cypriot said. “But when I heard that I thought he was lying, but did u see that scarf he wears on his neck, it’s the scales he got from the enderdragon, they became white when he entered this realm again. They help with his disease.” “Okay then when I see him in a few weeks I’ll ask him, since he said I had to wait until that long.” I told them. “Anyhow we should name this safe haven that we’re going to build, any ideas?” “What about The Floating Isles?” asked Luke. “Nah it’s too long.” Creekz said, “What about Super Island?” “Are you kidding me? That sounds like a lame super-hero comic idea. Let’s go with Safe Haven. I’m sure people will go for that.” Saintx said. “What that’s too cliché, you have to give it a stylish name, like Cloud City.” Cypriot said. “Come on guys, it’s not like anything made before. We have to come up with and original idea, like something to do with the sky and the blocks holding us up there. Wait I got it. We’ll call it Skyblock!” I say, and immediately the others agree to this name. “So from now on spread the word, Skyblock will be a safe haven where no monster will spawn, and where Herobrine can never reach. We’ll make it into a small island where they can build their own city, and if they are fortunate enough to have any valuables we can give them abilities to do things like flying, and teleportation. Soon we will have a place where everyone can be safe until the Earth is rid of the evil known as Herobrine. End © Historian Inc.
