How much wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

Sooo old lmao but I was bored asf xD

 

A New York fish and wildlife technician named Richard Thomas had calculated the volume of dirt in a typical 25–30-foot (7.6–9.1 m) long woodchuck burrow, and had determined that if the woodchuck had moved an equivalent volume of wood, it could move "about 700 pounds (320 kg) on a good day, with the wind at his back". Another study, which considered "chuck" to be the opposite of upchucking, determined that a woodchuck could ingest 361.9237001 cubic centimetres (22.08593926 cu in) of wood per day.

 

I know you copied that off google.

 

Wikipedia, actually.

 

Still lmao, I know you copied it xDD

 

It may be old, but I haven't heard of it. I had to re-read that to make sure I said it properly. Wood you believe that?

no pun intended

 

Yes, lmao. When I first heard it, I literally kept asking over and over again for the person who was telling me it to keep saying it so I could say it to others lmao. It's supposed to be a tongue twister.

 

I can say that tongue twister easily. It took me exactly 0.9 seconds.

 

I said it's SUPPOSED to be one. >->

 

Joy, a cookie.

 

Joy, a like.

 

Joy, a fking rainbow.

 

HOW tf am I creative? xDD

 

A woodchuck commits suicide by stabbing itself with the wood.

 

they could chuck ~700 pounds

 

lol i was so confused

 

Good job, you get an A.

 

Another variation of this :

How many ship-shipping ships can a ship-shipping ship ship, if a ship-shipping ship could ship ship-shipping ships?