You all know that one skrub that wants mod badly... You know that guy that joins the server like a day ago and somehow finds out what a mod is.. The idiot that spams ''Gimme the mod or I shoot you'', something along the lines... Or maybe something like ''If you give me mod, I'll give you 24 god cobble'' ^ over exaggerations They say it okay, don't throw a pan at me if you have never saw it.... So I decided to write not 1, not 2, but 1 story about this "situation" You know, to really go in the mind of a skrub. Story: -Thy skrub finds thy server. Skrub: skyblock?? wots dat?? -Logs in. Skrub: Omfg this chat is disgusting, I need bleach!!!!. Skrub: whatever, lemme type something in chat, like a calm and normal person . Skrub in chat: "GIMME THE DAMN MONEY.. I WILL SHOOT YOU ALL AND SLAUGHTER YOU". Mod: Calm down, stfu, you're gonna get a mute as big as your caps if you keep up... Skrub: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KICK ME, YOU BAD MOD. Mod: m8, wan't a punch with that kick? Skrub: I will be a better mod.. I wanna be a mod... Mod: Apply A-hole. Skrub: Skrub in chat: Gimme mod and I will be the best mod ever!!! I am kind and I know I will be an improvement!! I'm also famous!! Person: Who is that? Person 2: Idk, idc. Skrub: If you give me mod, I help you, I will give you diamond Person: Wanna go on org? Person 2: ye Skrub: Plz gimme mod, I'm a desperate lil bunny. plz. GIVE ME MOD!! GIVE ME MOD!!! GIVE ME MOD!!! Cyp: Want mod? Skrub: omg, who are you and yes. Cyp: Then close your eyes Skrub: Omg, omg, omg -You are banned skrub and may never play again, cuz you look ugly. The end!!! Well, I hope this makes somebody laugh :l also, this is a story, do not take things seriously. btw, ty for reading this garbage, have a nice day!!
