Crappy Puns

Submit puns here, for laughs. I'm bored ;-;

 

the guy got his left side cut off

he's all right now

 

I liek to make Puncakes every morning for Tribal

 

Best pun ever

So i saw a sign the other day that said Watch for children.


It was a pretty good trade.

 

Preparing for the cringe worthy puns

 

Ok will do. Cringe incoming

 

What happens when you run out of toilet paper?




Urine trouble.

 

What did Noob say to Cyp?

Going to the toilet. Urine charge.

 

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?


Because he was sitting on the deck xD

 

What is brown a sticky?

A stick.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?



To get to the other side. xDDD

 

Don't spam the thread just put them all in post

 

Trump's favorite

 

Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)
Thank me later.

 

what? looooool

 

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.


I have loads of eggcellent breakfast puns that'll crack you up, but Im tired af.

 

years ago a mother had 2 twin children and named them Juan and Amal. Sadly, she set them both up for adoption. Juan was adopted by an australian tourist, and amal was adopted by a European Traveler. Years later, when they were both 18, Juan sent his mother a picture of him. She was sad because amal never sent her a picture of him. Her current husband replied, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan you've seen Amal!"

apologies for dragging it out too much

 

Oh my Josh I'm so Dun with these phuns.