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  1. Lioness_
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    BECAUSE WE HATE YOU DARLING :heart:
    mum? Why did dad play Minecraft?
     
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  2. Skeleton
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    Because dad was forced by aliens to play with them on their server.
    Mother, why did you dye your hair green?
     
    Skeleton, Mar 9, 2016
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    Because I want to look like a mermaid, honey.
    Daddy, why did mummy get a new job?
     
    Bossgamer, Mar 9, 2016
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    Mummy got a new job to stop being boring in a box all day.
    Mommy why daddy watch TV.
     
    Dxckyy, Mar 10, 2016
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    Because he's trying to cope with his own dead end life by living vicariously through that box, since he can't figure out how to do it online.
    Mommy, why did this conversation just get really real?
     
    Serif_Marak, Mar 10, 2016
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    Because you said that
    Mommy, why daddy wanted to live deep in the ocean with spongebob?
     
    bERYbERRY, Mar 10, 2016
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    Because Daddy is secretly Patrick Star.
    Mummy, why did daddy eat a shoe?
     
    Bossgamer, Mar 10, 2016
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    He lost a bet.
    Mommy, why did daddy come home with a lipstick stain on his lapel? :3
     
    Serif_Marak, Mar 10, 2016
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    Mommy did that to daddy
    Mommy, why did daddy come home with poker chips?
     
    Vintage, Mar 10, 2016
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    Because he's a baller.

    Mommy, why did daddy give the man who just left a black eye?
     
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    Sega_inc, Mar 10, 2016
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    Because he arrived with roses with a card saying "TO YOUR SISTER."

    Mommy, why did daddy yell at me
     
    lopolius, Apr 27, 2016
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  12. Serif_Marak
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    Because you ask too many questions.

    Mommy, why did daddy ask you to make him a sandwich?
     
    Serif_Marak, Apr 27, 2016
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    cuz daddy has a mental disability and so he's retarded and can't make one.

    mom, why is dad licking my dog?
     
    Chiyami, Apr 27, 2016
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    revenge

    mommy, why is daddy so ugly?
     
    Speedboy, Apr 28, 2016
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    Your daddy is ugly because I lost a bet.

    Mommy, why does daddy fit in a cup now?

    (It's a cremation joke. :D)
     
    Serif_Marak, Apr 29, 2016
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    BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL SCIENTIST AND USED A SHRINK RAY ON HIM!! MUAHAHAHA!! Oh and have fun at school!


    Mommy why wont Daddy tell me how babies are made?
     
    Speedboy, Apr 29, 2016
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    Because Daddy wants to show you.

    Mommy, why is daddy being hauled away by the police?
     
    Serif_Marak, Apr 29, 2016
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    What is the point of this thread..
     
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    Stel, Apr 29, 2016
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    It's a game. And you forgot to mention it's the 200th post. And if you were to ask that, you'd be asking that to the rest of the games. It's funny, too.

    Because... ... don't ask.

    Mommy, why is daddy being hauled away into the basement?
     
    lopolius, Apr 30, 2016
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    Because he was kidnapped by aliens!


    Mommy what were you doing with daddy in bed?
     
    Teeler, Apr 30, 2016
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