Zambiana's confessions™

Each day I'll update this post with a random confession, I'll stop whenever I'm done.

Confession #1: I have worn girls clothing before, it was actually really comfortable. (dress and heels included)

Confession #2: 90% of the time, I put underwear on backwards. (you needed that image)

Confession #3: I wear the same socks for four days, unless I need to wear shoes, then I change them daily.

Confession #4: I have danced in my underwear to Justin Bieber's songs before.

Confession #5: I have never in my life used a public toilet/restroom/bathroom. I will hold it, the longest I have held it was for 6 hours (and all I had to do was pee!).

Confession #6: My natural hair colour was bleach blond until I dyed my hair black, as people made fun of my hair.

Confession #7: I cannot swim, if I am placed in a pool a freak out and then blackout.

Confession #8: I have placed my head in the freezer and wondered if that's what Antarctica is like.

Confession #9: I have a rubber duck in my bath.

Confession #10: I still have my teddy bear from when I was a baby, it sleeps with me, however that bear is older than me, by half a year.

Confession #11: I have showered with socks on more times than I care to admit, in fact I did it this morning.

Confession #12: I tease desk-fans with my hand, slowly edge towards the blades and then chicken out.

Confession #13: Every time I am asked for directions, I send them the wrong way as I have no idea where anything is.

Confession #14: I know all the words to Everytime We Touch, by Cascada.

Confession #15: I enjoy playing females in games, and I proceed to create my alter-female-self.

Confession #16: I clean my desk 7 times a day, if nothing is there I clean it anyway.

Confession #17: I cannot ride a bike.

Confession #18: I haven't read a physical book since Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone came out.

Confession #19: Whenever I have cooked something other than noodles or toast, I have burnt it.

Confession #20: I haven't drunken a glass of water in over 8 years.

Confession #21: I drink more coffee in a day than what most people do in a week.

Confession #22: I enjoy the crust pieces of the bread more than the normal pieces.

Confession #23: I get out of the bed the same way every morning.

Confession #24: On that same note my morning tasks are always the same, no matter what.

 

This is my new fav thread. XD And you're crazy for thinking heels are comfy, by the way. >.>

 

idk I can so rock 6inch stilettos.

 

I immediately fall on my face in like a 1 inch heal. >.>

 

Oh my.

 

i feel like confession threads are going to become a bandwagon after this

 

Lmfao, the first time I put heals on. They were 6 inch stilettos, and I kept falling...

Teach me your ways! ;-;

 

I can't even walk with regular shoes
kudos to you, man.

 

I cant wear anything more than 3 inches....

TEACH ME SENPAI

 

am i literally the only one here who can walk in heels

 

Probably.

 

That facepalm moment when women can't wear stilettos but men can rock it....

#MenFTW

 

Nope. I wear heels to school almost every day, and I had back surgery in December. I still wear them

EDIT: No, I did not have surgery because I wore heels. I had surgery to fix my scoliosis, in case any of you were wondering.

 

bout to say LOL

 

you guys are talkin about heels and I scroll down the forums and what do you know - some ad advertising heels

 

Heels are easyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

I prefer jordans

 

Too all those people (girls) that are confused/worried about Zambi being able to walk in heels easily...

Heels were actually designed for men.

They were made for male butchers to walk around and not get blood on their feet.

 

I'd go barefoot everywhere if I could. But apparently that's socially unacceptable in most public places.