Illuminati Confirmed

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    We start with people.
    People need to eat, people eat Doritos. Doritos contains cheese, cheese is made of milk. Milk is obtained by cows, cows randomly spawned into the world, like humans. A world is earth. Earth is big. Big and populated.
    Populated with people. As you can see, we have gone in a loop. But there are loops in roller coasters, roller coasters are in amusement parks. Amusement park is a park. People like the park, people also like Doritos.
    Doritos have 3 sides. Pyramids have 3 sides, we don't know how pyramids were made. People think they were randomly spawned in the world, just like people. pyramids= 3 and Doritos = 3. 3+3= 6. Step one, complete.

    6 is the 6th number in all the numbers, suspicious. 6 is spelled "six''. There are 3 letters in ''six''. 6 is a perfect number, in which they are ''rare''. 6 is the number of Venus, who is known to be a ruler. Rulers are a part of math and so is number 6. Venus has five letters and six has three. 5-3= 2. That's funny because 6x2 is 12. And there's only 12 months in a year. Step two, complete.

    A year has 365 days, but every 4 years is a leap year. Which makes it 366 every 4 years. 366/4 = 91.5.
    3-6-5 = -8. Now if you take away 8 from 91.5, you get 83.5. More like 8/3/05. Tiberius defeated the dalmatians on August 3. 2005 was the fifth year of the 21st century. 5-3= 2. August is the 8th month. 8-3= 5..
    Since there is only 1 year. 5+1= 6


    Our numbers now are 6.12.6

    6 divided by 12= .5 But .5x 6= 3

    A triangle has 3 sides.. Illuminati Confirmed.
     
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    tl;dr: Doritos = Illuminati Confirmed instead of that :t
     
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    Basically
     
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    Illuminati Confirmed.. So .. Confirmed
     

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