Funny poems

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  1. Soccerpro2422
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    Lets see how many funny poems we could get in the comments
    1 poem per person :D
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your face belongs in a zoo
    But don't be mad i'll be there to
    Not in the cage
    But laughing at you
     
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    Roses are red
    Tulips are too
    Violets are violet
    Not freaking blue
     
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    Slifkin, Jul 5, 2014
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    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    This poem makes no sence.
    Refrigerator.
     
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    puddinguy62, Jul 5, 2014
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    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Some poems rhyme.
    This one doesn't!!
     
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    princessnerd3, Jul 6, 2014
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    Roses are red
    I has a phone
    No one texts me
    Forever alone ;-;

    Heard this in the chat of Skyblock one day.
     
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    Elric, Jul 6, 2014
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    There once was an old man of Peru
    Who dreamed of eating his shoe
    He woke in the night
    In a terrible fright
    And found it was perfectly true
     
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    DANTDM, Jul 6, 2014
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