Comments on Profile Post by ILostMyKeys

  1. Lemonade
    Lemonade
    Well then drink orange juice.
    Apr 1, 2015
  2. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    Oranges give me thirst for more. and to lose money
    Apr 1, 2015
  3. Lemonade
    Lemonade
    Then... Drink rain water.
    Apr 1, 2015
  4. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    "Dwady, is the rain God peeing?"
    Apr 1, 2015
  5. Lemonade
    Lemonade
    "No, son. It's God taking a shower, my son."
    Apr 1, 2015
  6. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    "Oh daddy! But what about the rain water that mixes? And if he takes such long showers, then Clean-The-Earth Hippies should go away because if God doesn't care, so I don't care!"
    Apr 1, 2015
  7. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    *Runs outside naked* "Daddy I'm going to shower with God!
    Apr 1, 2015
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  8. Lemonade
    Lemonade
    Ok... Have fun?
    Apr 1, 2015
  9. athyrix
    athyrix
    Rain water is actually scientifically proven as acid rain no matter what. Did you know the UK's rain has a 4pH level?
    Mar 9, 2017
  10. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    It burns
    Mar 12, 2017
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