Funny / Stupid Things You / Your Friend Has Done in School

Here are some funny / stupid things I've done in school. Why now share yours?

• In year 1 (Kindergarten), I started colouring the Carpet in crayons and got shouted at
• In year 2 (1st Grade), I told my friend to throw a hula hoop over the fence and that I'd be able to get it back with a tennis racket. He threw it too far and I couldn't get it back. We both got in trouble (it was his birthday as well)
• Also in year 2, I got shouted at and my parents had to go into the school when I turned the teaher's laptop on... Yeah... I turned a laptop on and got in trouble...
• In year 4 (3rd Grade), I got caught looking through CDs that we'd recorded and got caught looking at them when I was supposed to be doing math work
• Also in year 4, a girl got a keyring stuck in her teeth (don't ask how)
• In year 5 (4th Grade), I got shouted at for telling a girl to 'shut her mouth'
• In year 6 (5th Grade), I told my friend that I didn't mind being with the girls when we went bowling and then she shouted it out when we were being put into groups. I told her to shut her mouth (the teacher, the girl and I were laughing)
• In year 7 (6th Grade), I got detention for not doing Technology homework
• Also in year 7, I got detention for forgetting my maths book
• In year 8 (7th Grade), I got detention twice for forgetting my maths book
• In year 8, I got my phone taken off me when I was showing my friends a picture of my Niece. The teacher was leaning on the wall behind me telling my friends not to tell me that he was there.
• In year 8, we had a substitute teacher for English. I honestly don't know what his name is. I only know him as Barry Chicken (because he has hair like a chicken). he was talking about something and we had no idea what he was talking about so my friend just shouted 'What is he on about?!'
• In year 8, someone was asking my friend (the one in the last story) if she could get a girl to sit by them and then my friend got up in the middle of the class and shouted 'I ASK HER ALL THE F***ING TIME!'. Then, the teacher told her to go to the front of the class and then she told the teacher to shut up

 

I...
I do stupid things everyday... To long of a list.
My friends aren't that dumb/stupid either.
#Dumb

 

I went on holiday two years ago and left my passport at home but lucky because I live 5 minutes away from the airport lmao

In our form time/registration at the morning our form tutor was talking about fundraising for Red Nose Day and he said that official red noses are expensive so by accident I shouted out "JUST BUY SOME CHEAP ONES FROM CHINA FOR GOODNESS SAKE"

I was passing notes with my bae in geography and my teacher was like lmao "seeing as you're so proud read your note out to the class"


Oh yeah, and I swore at my teacher multiple times in Italian and she used google translate but I still managed to avoid a detention. I actually don't know how.

 

too many to list oops, just in today;

• art teacher called me a noodle
• me & friends did a rap about how "this is my table, b*****"
• some year 7 fell in the food tech room thus resulting in her getting her cake all down her
• our substitute teacher tried to make our class do meditation
• Bomber - though he doesn't know it - managed to get my phone taken off of me by texting me in the middle of an exam
• may or may not have taken a selfie w/afore mentioned sub

My class has a really bad reputation in our school, literally all the students & teachers just know us, oops

 

Gotta love substitute teachers and food tech....